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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the narrator say the maid smells like?
(a) Cheap perfume
(b) Bacon fat
(c) Liquid detergent
(d) Wine

2. What drink does Yunior say his father has left in the cupboard?
(a) Vodka
(b) Sangria
(c) Bermudez
(d) Rum

3. What does Yunior take from the customer's bathrooms?
(a) Eye ointment
(b) Razors
(c) Deodrant
(d) Soap

4. What did Stefan have a passion for?
(a) The track
(b) White women
(c) Baseball
(d) Basketball

5. What does Yunior call mixed race people?
(a) Halfies
(b) Half cast
(c) Half lights
(d) Harpies

6. Where did the girlfriend say she saw a fist fight?
(a) The projects
(b) The town hall
(c) Times Square
(d) The C train

7. Which of the following publications does the maid have on her bedroom floor?
(a) El Diario
(b) Face
(c) Total Film
(d) New York Times

8. What part of the world is the girlfriend's cure for sleepwalking from?
(a) South East Asia
(b) Scandinavia
(c) The Carribean
(d) The Seychelles

9. What is the name of Yunior's colleague?
(a) Wayne
(b) Dave
(c) Pete
(d) Frankie

10. What is the name of Ysrael's younger brother?
(a) Pesao
(b) Vito
(c) Elino
(d) Rafa

11. What city does Papi fly to?
(a) Newark
(b) New York
(c) Miami
(d) Los Angeles

12. What is the only thing a local girl will allow you to do?
(a) Kiss her
(b) Tickle her
(c) Massage her
(d) Touch her

13. What did Papi nickname his wife?
(a) Puta
(b) Angel
(c) Melao
(d) Eulalio

14. What does Papi dream about?
(a) His mistress
(b) Gold coins
(c) His family
(d) Hollywood

15. Where will a halfie say her parents met?
(a) On holiday
(b) At Woodstock
(c) In a refugee camp
(d) In the Movement

Short Answer Questions

1. What should you talk to a local girl about?

2. Who sometimes sleeps in the alleyways?

3. What is the name of the girl that Wayne wants to talk about?

4. How does Yunior say the girlfriend's hair makes her look?

5. How will a black girl say a black man treats her?

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