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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the narrator say the maid smells like?
(a) Cheap perfume
(b) Bacon fat
(c) Liquid detergent
(d) Wine
2. What kind of cheese does Yunior say to clear from the fridge?
(a) Hard cheese
(b) Mouse cheese
(c) Moldy cheese
(d) Government cheese
3. What do Howie's mutts like to tear to shreds?
(a) Other dogs
(b) Cats
(c) People
(d) Hedgehogs
4. What is the name of the church groundkeeper?
(a) Rafa
(b) Lou
(c) Diego
(d) Eliseo
5. What will a white girl say she likes?
(a) Latino men
(b) Dark men
(c) Dangerous men
(d) Spanish men
6. What does Ysrael buy after his lessons?
(a) Pretzels
(b) Fried chicken
(c) Chiclets
(d) Twiglets
7. What country does Papi want to take Mami to live?
(a) Spain
(b) Germany
(c) Britain
(d) USA
8. What does Ysrael look for outside of the bars?
(a) Coins
(b) Comics
(c) Newspapers
(d) Food
9. What did the bills smell of?
(a) Ginger
(b) Weed
(c) Lemon
(d) Honey
10. What do people shout at Ysrael?
(a) Freak
(b) No face
(c) Pig victim
(d) Horror show
11. What animal does Yunior compare his heart to?
(a) Leopard
(b) Seal
(c) Lion
(d) Walrus
12. Which of the following jobs does Yunior not say his customer has?
(a) Lawyer
(b) Surgeon
(c) Doctor
(d) Diplomat
13. Where did the girlfriend say she saw a fist fight?
(a) Times Square
(b) The town hall
(c) The C train
(d) The projects
14. What does Yunior say the couple never fight over?
(a) Children
(b) Adultery
(c) Money
(d) Religion
15. What should you never lose on the first date?
(a) Your virginity
(b) Your money
(c) A fight
(d) The time
Short Answer Questions
1. Where does Kaliman wear?
2. What famous person does Yunior compare the boyfriend's voice to?
3. What have pollutants made beautiful in New Jersey?
4. What does it say on front of the girlfriend's t-shirt?
5. What nationality is Loretta's new boyfriend?
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