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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the rock chick use to kill roaches?
(a) A water nozzle
(b) A spray
(c) A meat cleaver
(d) A newspaper

2. What kind of bird does Yunior watch while he smokes?
(a) A duck
(b) A crow
(c) An owl
(d) A swallow

3. Where does Kaliman wear?
(a) A turban
(b) Gold shoes
(c) A cape
(d) Leather gloves

4. What is the name of the church groundkeeper?
(a) Rafa
(b) Diego
(c) Lou
(d) Eliseo

5. How does Yunior say the girlfriend's hair makes her look?
(a) Fun
(b) Laidback
(c) Sweet
(d) Fierce

6. What does Yunior say is the only thing that runs easily through his hair?
(a) Europe
(b) Latin America
(c) Asia
(d) Africa

7. What does Yunior say the couple never fight over?
(a) Children
(b) Money
(c) Religion
(d) Adultery

8. What does the fat boy say he going to make Ysrael into?
(a) A girl
(b) A flea
(c) A corpse
(d) A pig

9. What is the only thing a local girl will allow you to do?
(a) Massage her
(b) Kiss her
(c) Touch her
(d) Tickle her

10. What is the make of the motorcycle Lou borrows?
(a) Honda
(b) Suzuki
(c) Ford
(d) Harley Davison

11. What does Ysrael say he has the power of?
(a) Jumping
(b) Flying
(c) Invisibility
(d) Super strength

12. What did the people in Bath have to replace in the 1950s?
(a) The Roman roads
(b) The Roman transport system
(c) The Roman sewers
(d) The Roman baths

13. Which of the following jobs does Yunior not say his customer has?
(a) Diplomat
(b) Doctor
(c) Surgeon
(d) Lawyer

14. What does Abuelo put the cash in?
(a) A shoe box
(b) A fruit box
(c) A cigar box
(d) A cigarette box

15. What does it say on front of the girlfriend's t-shirt?
(a) Hate Me
(b) Peel Me
(c) No Problem
(d) Come Here

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Stefan have a passion for?

2. What language does Lou teach Ysrael?

3. How will a black girl say a black man treats her?

4. What does Papi dream about?

5. What part of the world is the girlfriend's cure for sleepwalking from?

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