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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What country does Papi want to take Mami to live?
(a) Britain
(b) Germany
(c) Spain
(d) USA

2. What does Ysrael buy after his lessons?
(a) Chiclets
(b) Twiglets
(c) Fried chicken
(d) Pretzels

3. What did Pruitt call Yunior and Wayne?
(a) Diseased
(b) Hooligans
(c) Delinquent
(d) Slackers

4. What room does Yunior like to listen to the couple talk in?
(a) The bathroom
(b) The kitchen
(c) The bedroom
(d) The lounge

5. What is Yunior's father's first name?
(a) Ysrael
(b) Ramon
(c) Diego
(d) Carlos

6. What do Howie's mutts like to tear to shreds?
(a) People
(b) Hedgehogs
(c) Cats
(d) Other dogs

7. What does the fat boy say he going to make Ysrael into?
(a) A pig
(b) A corpse
(c) A flea
(d) A girl

8. What famous person does Yunior compare the boyfriend's voice to?
(a) Eddie Murphy
(b) David Letterman
(c) Frank Sinatra
(d) Barry White

9. What is the name of the girl that Wayne wants to talk about?
(a) Charlene
(b) Doreen
(c) Lauren
(d) Hannah

10. What country is the delivery man from the Japanese restaurant from?
(a) Japan
(b) Spain
(c) China
(d) Columbia

11. What country has Lou traveled to for an operation?
(a) Britain
(b) Canada
(c) USA
(d) Russia

12. What did Papi nickname his wife?
(a) Melao
(b) Angel
(c) Eulalio
(d) Puta

13. What language does Lou teach Ysrael?
(a) English
(b) Italian
(c) Spanish
(d) German

14. What kind of cheese does Yunior say to clear from the fridge?
(a) Moldy cheese
(b) Mouse cheese
(c) Hard cheese
(d) Government cheese

15. What city does Papi fly to?
(a) Newark
(b) Miami
(c) New York
(d) Los Angeles

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Yunior say the girlfriend's hair makes her look?

2. What is the name of Ysrael's younger brother?

3. What should you talk to an outside girl about?

4. What is the only thing a local girl will allow you to do?

5. What kind of tips do you need if you are a good pool player?

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