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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the only thing the young wife says she can manage on the piano?
(a) Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
(b) Chopsticks
(c) The exercises of Czerny
(d) Bach

2. How does the young wife say the crowd in the foyer parted?
(a) Like wooden huge creaking church doors
(b) With love and respect
(c) Like heaven's gates
(d) Like the red sea

3. What does the young wife decide the house needs?
(a) Lights! More lights
(b) Love! More love
(c) People
(d) A swimming pool

4. What had the young wife's mother disposed of on her eighteenth birthday?
(a) A man-eating tiger
(b) A man-eating lion
(c) A herd of charging elephants
(d) Her husband

5. Who does the young wife say she will fling herself on the mercy of?
(a) The police
(b) The local fishermen
(c) The gendarmerie
(d) Her husband

6. Where does the husband say there is a queen's ransom?
(a) Paris
(b) Brittany
(c) Limoges
(d) Sevres

7. What does the wife say lays in the file?
(a) Love and honor
(b) The key to her sucess
(c) Her husband's heart
(d) Her own doom

8. What does the wife say is the source of her husband's Russian leather odor?
(a) His library
(b) The house maid
(c) His aftershave
(d) His horse stables

9. What does the young wife decide to do to keep her husband away?
(a) Lock the doors
(b) Call the police
(c) Sing
(d) Play the piano

10. Who painted the husband's first wife?
(a) Monet
(b) Moreau
(c) Van Gogh
(d) Dali

11. What does the young wife say the castle looks like when she switches on all the lights?
(a) A firework display
(b) Like a conference hall
(c) The blazing sun
(d) A seaborne birthday cake

12. What chills the young wife's thighs?
(a) Her glass of cognac
(b) The sea breeze
(c) Her husband's presence
(d) The keys

13. What is the skull crowned with?
(a) Thorns
(b) Lillies
(c) White roses
(d) Daisies

14. What word is marked on the file the young wife finds in her husband's desk?
(a) Porn
(b) Secrets
(c) Confidential
(d) Personal

15. Where does her husband live?
(a) Calais
(b) Paris
(c) Brittany
(d) Avignon

Short Answer Questions

1. What gives the young wife pleasure?

2. What does the husband say is the greatest part of pleasure?

3. What year was Eulalie at the Harem of the Grand Turk published?

4. What does the young wife say her husband presses her to?

5. How does the young wife describe her husband's movements?

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