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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why can't the Bedwetters push open the final fence?
(a) Because the buffalo are blocking the way.
(b) Because it is electrified.
(c) Because they are too tired.
(d) Because it is covered in barbs.

2. How did Teft manage to live his life as a petty thief without going to jail?
(a) The police in his home town didn't prosecute theft valued under $500.
(b) He never stole more than would be missed by his victims.
(c) His father covered up the crimes.
(d) His mother took the blame for all his actions.

3. How were the Bedwetters treated by the rest of the camp after they successfully stole all five trophies?
(a) They were no longer bullied, but no one befriended them either.
(b) They were treated with great respect.
(c) There was no change in treatment.
(d) They were bullied more ruthlessly than before.

4. Why do the Bedwetters argue about which of them will crawl onto the catwalk?
(a) They all want to contribute to the mission
(b) They do not argue.
(c) They are each too scared to climb up alone.
(d) They each want to be in charge of a more dangerous task.

5. What was the success of the aforementioned Bar Mitzvah?
(a) It was extremely boring and most of the guests left unfed.
(b) It was traditional, and nothing of note happened.
(c) It was a complete and utter disaster.
(d) It raised thousands of dollars for the camper's college fund.

6. What method of lottery does Lally One suggest to determine which of them will climb onto the catwalk?
(a) Rock, Paper, Scissors.
(b) Casting lots.
(c) Drawing straws.
(d) Arm wrestling.

7. Which of the Bedwetters claims that if kids have the opportunity to interact with buffalo, ""It'll be better for them than TV"?
(a) Goodenow.
(b) Shecker.
(c) Lally Two.
(d) Cotton.

8. Who brings the alcohol to the buffalo reserve?
(a) Cotton.
(b) Lally One.
(c) Teft.
(d) Goodenow.

9. Which of the following organizations managed the buffalo hunt?
(a) The Arizona Game and Fish Department.
(b) The Box Canyon Boys' Camp.
(c) A private buffalo herd owner.
(d) The Arizona Sharpshooters' Association.

10. How did the Bedwetters mark the trophies to prove they had been stolen?
(a) They shot them.
(b) They painted them.
(c) They signed their names.
(d) They urinated on them.

11. Which of the following farm animals was Lally Two terrified of when he first arrived at camp?
(a) Pigs.
(b) Horses.
(c) Cows.
(d) Sheep.

12. At camp, how are the campers summoned to the mess hall?
(a) With a call through the PA system.
(b) With a gong.
(c) With a raised green flag.
(d) With a whistle.

13. What was significant about the rifle the woman at the buffalo reserve was holding?
(a) There was nothing significant about the rifle.
(b) It was the camp director's rifle.
(c) It was hand whittled.
(d) It had a telescopic zoom.

14. At which national landmark did the Bedwetters win the Apache buffalo head trophy?
(a) Mount Rushmore.
(b) Old Faithful.
(c) The Grand Canyon.
(d) Yellowstone National Park.

15. What was the name of the pet piranha?
(a) Ralph.
(b) Joey.
(c) Arnold.
(d) Hank.

Short Answer Questions

1. How long was the buffalo hunt scheduled to last?

2. Who took the Bedwetters to the buffalo reserve?

3. Who recommended Box Canyon Boys' Camp to Teft's father?

4. After witnessing the slaughter, how does Wheaties behave at the dinner table?

5. How many gates must the Bedwetters open to free the buffalo from their pens?

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