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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which of the Bedwetters thinks this thought: "Which were the shepherds, and which the sheep?"
(a) Cotton.
(b) Goodenow.
(c) Teft.
(d) Lally One.

2. Who do the Bedwetters imagine seeing them as they herd the buffalo toward the final fence?
(a) Counselors.
(b) Angels.
(c) Hippies.
(d) Their parents.

3. Which of his brother's possessions did Lally One destroy when he was beaten at the Barrel race?
(a) His tennis shoes.
(b) His pillow.
(c) His photographs.
(d) His pets.

4. What is the name of the area where the buffalo will hopefully be released for good?
(a) Wogollon Rim.
(b) Yogollon Rim.
(c) Mogollon Rim.
(d) Pogollon Rim.

5. How does Cotton finally open the final fence?
(a) By locating the gate switch.
(b) By punching in the correct code.
(c) By kicking his way through the barbed wire.
(d) By driving the truck through it.

6. What does Lally Two believe the Ooms create?
(a) Dust.
(b) Bubbles.
(c) Rain.
(d) Steam.

7. Which of the Bedwetters claims that if kids have the opportunity to interact with buffalo, ""It'll be better for them than TV"?
(a) Goodenow.
(b) Cotton.
(c) Lally Two.
(d) Shecker.

8. Where was the alcohol stolen from?
(a) The camp director.
(b) Wheaties' locker.
(c) The gas station.
(d) The airplane.

9. What was the success of the aforementioned Bar Mitzvah?
(a) It was traditional, and nothing of note happened.
(b) It raised thousands of dollars for the camper's college fund.
(c) It was extremely boring and most of the guests left unfed.
(d) It was a complete and utter disaster.

10. What does Lally Two accidentally leave behind at the buffalo reserve when he climbs aboard the truck?
(a) The rifle.
(b) His radio.
(c) The buffalo head trophy.
(d) His pillow.

11. Who comes on the radio as the Bedwetters reach the final fence?
(a) Cat Stevens.
(b) Aretha Franklin.
(c) Elvis Presley.
(d) James Brown.

12. How does Cotton hold the buffalo in position while he figures out how to tackle the fence?
(a) By honking the car horn.
(b) By shouting at them to "Stay put!"
(c) He doesn't - he lets the buffalo roam free.
(d) By spreading out the hay.

13. How many buffalo were killed as the Bedwetters watched?
(a) Forty.
(b) Sixty.
(c) Thirty.
(d) Fifty.

14. Why can't the Bedwetters push open the final fence?
(a) Because the buffalo are blocking the way.
(b) Because it is covered in barbs.
(c) Because it is electrified.
(d) Because they are too tired.

15. What animal can the Bedwetters hear in the distance on the night they set the buffalo free?
(a) Wolves.
(b) Coyotes.
(c) Jackals.
(d) Owls.

Short Answer Questions

1. What was the mood of the hunting party on the day of the slaughter?

2. How were the Bedwetters treated by the rest of the camp after they successfully stole all five trophies?

3. Why do the Bedwetters argue about which of them will crawl onto the catwalk?

4. How did Teft perform in school before coming to Box Canyon Boys' Camp?

5. What was the point of the buffalo hunt?

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