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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who enters singing at the end of the Midwife's speech in Act 1?
(a) The Senoritas.
(b) The Pope.
(c) The Martyrs.
(d) The Nun.

2. What does the girl who went to see the ocean carry with her?
(a) A smile.
(b) A butterfly.
(c) A memory.
(d) A sorrow.

3. How old was the Beauty Queen when she entered her first contest?
(a) Six.
(b) Ten.
(c) Thirteen.
(d) Two.

4. Which contestant has the name Lupe Lupita Guadalupe Viva Zapata y Enchilada?
(a) Maria la O.
(b) Little Miss Havana.
(c) Miss Conchita Banana.
(d) Miss Chili Tamale.

5. What brothel does Don Jose mention in Act 1?
(a) La Casa de Maria.
(b) La Casa de Luisa.
(c) La Casa de Jose.
(d) La Casa de Tequila.

6. What does Don Jose want in Act 1?
(a) A wife.
(b) A mother.
(c) A son.
(d) A daughter.

7. What do you need to catch a man, according to Miss Commonwealth?
(a) Money.
(b) Looks.
(c) To know the tricks.
(d) A smile.

8. What does Maria la O do in her scene with the Beauty Queen?
(a) Puts on makeup.
(b) Changes into lingerie.
(c) Changes into a nightgown.
(d) Removes her makeup.

9. What is Maria la O's profession?
(a) Dancer.
(b) Pianist.
(c) Painter.
(d) Nurse.

10. What does Don Jose throw in Act 1?
(a) His hat.
(b) His cigar.
(c) His cane.
(d) His shoe.

11. Who does Little Miss Havana change into during the beauty pageant?
(a) Woman 4.
(b) Woman 2.
(c) Woman 1.
(d) Woman 3.

12. What does the Girl do during the Midwife's second monologue?
(a) Plays with makeup.
(b) Sings.
(c) Plays with a doll.
(d) Dances.

13. What does the MC say that Latin women are the best of?
(a) Dancers and singers.
(b) Housewives and cooks.
(c) Actresses.
(d) Lovers and haters.

14. What was the Beauty Queen called as a child?
(a) Chacon.
(b) La chica.
(c) La reinecita.
(d) La puerta.

15. What magazine does the Beauty Queen want to be on the cover of?
(a) People.
(b) Cosmopolitan.
(c) Wall Street Journal.
(d) Time.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the MC say that Latin women are always ready for?

2. What song plays for the contestant from Mexico?

3. What are Senoritas "always ready for" according to the song?

4. Where does Miss Conchita Banana say you should never put bananas?

5. What does the Midwife call to Maria to tell her not to forget to do?

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