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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Act II.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What time does the Man tell the Researcher his wife wakes up?
(a) Six in the morning.
(b) Three in the morning.
(c) Nine in the morning.
(d) Four in the morning.

2. What does Don Jose throw in Act 1?
(a) His hat.
(b) His cane.
(c) His cigar.
(d) His shoe.

3. Which contestant is from Mexico?
(a) Miss Chili Tamale.
(b) Miss Mexico City.
(c) Miss Taco Grande.
(d) Miss Chicarita.

4. What does Catch Woman 2 say women can't be?
(a) Too funny.
(b) Too dumb.
(c) Too intellectual.
(d) Too easy.

5. What does the MC call Miss Commonwealth?
(a) Toro.
(b) Gringo.
(c) Puero.
(d) Tesoro.

Short Answer Questions

1. What magazine does the Beauty Queen want to be on the cover of?

2. Who says, "I have been invented for a photograph"?

3. Who does Miss Commonwealth encounter when she is about to exit?

4. What is the name of the song the Man sings while the Catch Women dance around him?

5. How much does the Beauty Queen make for her contests?

(see the answer key)

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