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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Act I.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the Beauty Queen wear?
(a) An evening gown.
(b) A tuxedo.
(c) A wedding dress.
(d) A swimsuit.

2. What does the MC say that Latin women are the best of?
(a) Dancers and singers.
(b) Actresses.
(c) Lovers and haters.
(d) Housewives and cooks.

3. According to the Midwife, what does a woman with a serious face have?
(a) Serious thoughts.
(b) No future.
(c) No children.
(d) No joy.

4. Which contestant has the name Lupe Lupita Guadalupe Viva Zapata y Enchilada?
(a) Miss Chili Tamale.
(b) Miss Conchita Banana.
(c) Little Miss Havana.
(d) Maria la O.

5. What does Maria la O say she has to be careful not to step on?
(a) A rat.
(b) Trash.
(c) Food.
(d) A cat.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Senorita #1 resemble?

2. What song plays for Little Miss Havana's entrance?

3. Whose full name is Fina de la Garza del Vedado y Miramar?

4. What does the Midwife talk about in her stomach?

5. Who does the MC introduce as from the sandy beaches of Florida?

(see the answer key)

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