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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Act I.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does the MC introduce as from the sandy beaches of Florida?
(a) Little Miss Havana.
(b) Charo.
(c) Maria la O.
(d) Miss Tropicana.

2. What is the title that the Beauty Queen holds now?
(a) Miss Havana.
(b) Miss Cuba.
(c) Miss Mexico.
(d) Miss Banana Republic.

3. What does the Beauty Queen say that she does every day?
(a) Waxes her legs.
(b) Bathes her dog.
(c) Washes dishes.
(d) Straightens her hair.

4. Who says, "No one knows me. They see me passing by, but they don't know me. They don't see me"?
(a) Woman 1.
(b) Woman 3.
(c) The Girl.
(d) Maria la O.

5. What does Miss Conchita Banana say her motto is?
(a) "Keep your man happy."
(b) "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
(c) "A banana a day keeps the doctor away."
(d) "Cook, clean, and sew well."

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Maria la O complain is hurting her?

2. What does the MC point to while saying, "You have everything a man wants"?

3. What are Senoritas "always ready for" according to the song?

4. What magazine does the Beauty Queen want to be on the cover of?

5. What is Maria la O's profession?

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