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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Act I.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who says, "In Managua, in San Juan, in an Andes mountain town. She'll be put on a pedestal and trampled upon at the same time"?
(a) Girl.
(b) Senorita #1.
(c) Midwife.
(d) Mother.

2. Which Senorita resembles Maria la O?
(a) Senorita #1.
(b) Senorita #2.
(c) Senorita #4.
(d) Senorita #3.

3. What is Maria la O's profession?
(a) Painter.
(b) Pianist.
(c) Nurse.
(d) Dancer.

4. What does Miss Conchita Banana say her motto is?
(a) "Keep your man happy."
(b) "Cook, clean, and sew well."
(c) "A banana a day keeps the doctor away."
(d) "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

5. What does Maria la O complain is hurting her?
(a) Her feet.
(b) Her hands.
(c) Her head.
(d) Her back.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does Miss Conchita Banana say you should never put bananas?

2. What does the MC say that Latin women are always ready for?

3. How many contests has the Beauty Queen won?

4. What does the Midwife call to Maria to tell her not to forget to do?

5. What does the Midwife talk about in her stomach?

(see the answer key)

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