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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 13-16.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Snowball, the elf known for in "Santaland Diaries"?
(a) Flooding the locker room bathroom
(b) Being overly perky with the customers
(c) Flirting with the other elves and the Santas
(d) Getting undressed in the middle of the locker room

2. What does the narrator of "Diary of A Smoker" say is a "sure sign of trouble"?
(a) Coffee
(b) Sandals
(c) Cigarettes
(d) Someone sitting next to you on a park bench

3. What does the narrator of "Parade" say people are constantly asking him for?
(a) Money
(b) Attention
(c) Approval
(d) Advice

4. Why does Vicki lose her job dispatching buses in "Jamboree"?
(a) She is having an affair with one of the mechanics.
(b) She is late to work because she oversleeps.
(c) She is rude to the people riding the buses.
(d) She leaves her job when her baby is born.

5. Which of the following is NOT a suggestion the editor of Giantess magazine gives the narrator in "Giantess"?
(a) Stop writing silly stories
(b) Focus his stories on the destruction caused by giantesses
(c) Get straight to the turn-on in his writing
(d) Focus his writing on extremely large women

Short Answer Questions

1. Why is it unusual for the narrator of "Firestone" to be working at a car service station?

2. Where does Glen park while shopping at Food Carnival in "Glen's Homophobia Newsletter"?

3. What type of transplant is Carlton waiting for in "Firestone"?

4. What does the narrator notice about all of the people hired as elves in "Santaland Diaries"?

5. What color does the narrator paint the baby's nursery in "Jamboree"?

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