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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of kiss did David give Kate before she left?
(a) One with violent intensity.
(b) One that took her breath away.
(c) One that made her lips feel swollen.
(d) All of these.

2. What did Kate miss?
(a) David's train noises.
(b) David's warm arms.
(c) The noise and activity.
(d) Practicing.

3. What did Kate wish her yogurt were?
(a) A hot fudge sundae.
(b) A banana split.
(c) A burger with fries.
(d) An ice cream cone.

4. What was Dave going to do for Kate tomorrow?
(a) Propose.
(b) Give her the moon.
(c) Buy her a wardrobe.
(d) Buy her a Porsche.

5. What does Elsie use to mash potatoes?
(a) A hand mixer.
(b) A masher.
(c) A fork.
(d) An electric mixer.

6. How much money did Kate win?
(a) Fifty dollars.
(b) Twelve dollars.
(c) Fifteen dollars.
(d) Thirty dollars.

7. What time did the carpenters and roofers leave?
(a) Three.
(b) Four.
(c) Noon.
(d) Two.

8. What is the worst thing of all about having her mother over for dinner?
(a) She'll expect real food.
(b) She'll leave with a migraine and never let Kate forget it.
(c) She'll bring Kate's father.
(d) She'll expect furniture.

9. How many pounds did the doctor tell Howie to lose?
(a) Thirty.
(b) Twenty.
(c) Twelve.
(d) Ten.

10. What was the main body of dinner that David served Kate?
(a) Pizza.
(b) Spaghetti.
(c) Lasagna.
(d) Salad.

11. What did Howie suggest that Dave not do?
(a) Not ask too many questions.
(b) Light a match across the street.
(c) Watch the house too intently.
(d) Go next door for any reason.

12. What drink does Kate offer Dave?
(a) Tea.
(b) Coffee,
(c) Water.
(d) Juice.

13. Who was the first person to call bingo?
(a) Betty Anheiser.
(b) Theresa Ann.
(c) Tootsie Rollas.
(d) Tootsie Anheiser.

14. At what time was Kate most lonely?
(a) When she was living alone.
(b) Living with Anatole.
(c) Before she had met David.
(d) When she was getting her divorce.

15. What does Kate think about footballs?
(a) They're not shaped to fit her hand.
(b) They're ugly.
(c) They should be prettier colors.
(d) All of these.

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of festival did Kate and Dave have on Thursday?

2. How long was the vacation Kate was given?

3. How had Howie's weight changed?

4. Who's tape was it?

5. Why couldn't Howie get the window open upstairs?

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