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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Part 3, Chapter 4: The Whale's Penis and The Woman with Three Occupations and Part 3, Chapter 5-6: Unblocked Ears and The Further Adventures of Unblocked Ears.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does the Main Character say he saw a whale's penis?
(a) In a museum.
(b) In a documentary.
(c) On the beach.
(d) In a National Geographic.

2. What does the Girlfriend tell the Main Character about her ears?
(a) They bring her great luck.
(b) She rarely displays them.
(c) They bring her great misery.
(d) She gets a high off showing them.

3. What prediction does the Girlfriend make in Chapter 6 that comes true?
(a) That the Main Character will get violently ill.
(b) That the Main Character will get a phone call.
(c) That the Main Character will have a visitor.
(d) That the Main Character will receive a package.

4. Where do the Sixteen Steps that title Chapter 2 actually lead?
(a) To the laundry room.
(b) To a wall with no door.
(c) To the roof of the building.
(d) To the Main Character's apartment.

5. What best describes the Girlfriend's feelings about her ears?
(a) That they are her only source of beauty.
(b) That they are separate from the rest of her.
(c) She is greatly embarrassed by them.
(d) She is very proud of them.

Short Answer Questions

1. Whom does the Main Character live with?

2. What does the unexpected visitor leave behind in Chapter 3?

3. What does the Main Character see upon arriving home in Chapter 2?

4. Where does the Main Character go in Chapter 1?

5. When does the Main Character say that the Girlfriend is most likely to display her ears?

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