1. What is the consequence of someone believing in God, according to Mencken in Chapter 1?
(a) That person must be prepared to suffer eternal damnation for believing in the wrong god.
(b) That person must make offerings to his or her God.
(c) That person must ascribe all of Man's faults to God as well.
(d) That person must pray on a daily basis.

2. What kind of men does a democracy produce?
(a) Depressing men full of nostalgia.
(b) Noble, confident men who do not envy others.
(c) Energetic men with too much time on their hands.
(d) Stupid men who can barely master the multiplication tables.

3. What is Mencken's belief about the concept of sin?
(a) Sin is the reason why children are born.
(b) Sin is just another word for good deed; it's all relative.
(c) Sin is a made-up term, and does not really exist.
(d) Sin is real, and exists all around us.

4. How did morality come to be, according to Mencken?
(a) Morality is a creation of the Christian church.
(b) Morality evolved from the innate sense of right and wrong in children.
(c) Morality is the product of the woman's insidious influence over man.
(d) Morality evolved from social practices required to survive.

5. What is the relationship between Anglo-Saxons and civilization?
(a) Anglo-Saxons choose to live outside civilization because they are morally superior.
(b) Anglo-Saxons are the least civilized of all white people.
(c) Anglo-Saxons created civilization, and are its last bastion of hope.
(d) Anglo-Saxons are the most civilized of all white people.