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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. When was The Mask of Sanity published?
(a) 1954.
(b) 1965.
(c) 1941.
(d) 1943.

2. What is a lot less friendly to Kurt now that he is 82?
(a) Pain.
(b) Sunlight.
(c) Radiation.
(d) Gravity.

3. What color are the aliens?
(a) Green.
(b) Mauve.
(c) Pink.
(d) Grey.

4. How tall are the aliens?
(a) Six inches.
(b) Six meters.
(c) Six centimeters.
(d) Six feet.

5. What do vocal Christians demand be posted in public buildings?
(a) Crucifixes.
(b) The Sermon on the Mount.
(c) Signs that say 'Christians only.'
(d) The Ten Commandments.

6. What country does Saab come from?
(a) Germany.
(b) France.
(c) Sweden.
(d) India.

7. According to tabloids, how long have alien anthropologists been studying the human race?
(a) Ten years.
(b) Ten centuries.
(c) Ten minutes.
(d) Ten generations.

8. Where is the sappy woman from?
(a) Hadaugago.
(b) Medicine Hat.
(c) Renfrew.
(d) Ypsilanti.

9. What does Gil Berman do for a living?
(a) Comedian.
(b) Actor.
(c) Writer.
(d) Painter.

10. Whose line of Democratic tradition does Kurt belong to?
(a) Richard Herbert Nixon.
(b) Bill Clinton.
(c) Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
(d) John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

11. What would Ivan the Terrible nail to your head if you disagreed with him?
(a) Your hat.
(b) A wreathe of poison ivy.
(c) Your own death warrant.
(d) Your hands.

12. In what state was Kurt's business located?
(a) Vermont.
(b) Indiana.
(c) Massachusetts.
(d) New York.

13. When did Eugene Debs die?
(a) 1981.
(b) 1926.
(c) 1941.
(d) 1911.

14. By what ratio do guessers outnumber non-guessers?
(a) Five to one.
(b) Six to one.
(c) Ten to one.
(d) Two to one.

15. What is all pop music today derived from?
(a) Jazz.
(b) African percussion.
(c) The blues.
(d) Mozart.

Short Answer Questions

1. What type of people are not welcome in Washington at the time of writing?

2. What was a 'humiliating, shameful, blood-soaked year?'

3. What could a Saab drag at a stoplight?

4. Which of Mark Twain's family and/or friends died before him?

5. What can Kurt not do well now that he is 82?

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