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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What color are the aliens?
(a) Pink.
(b) Green.
(c) Mauve.
(d) Grey.

2. What did Kurt feel like doing to his Uncle Dan?
(a) Kicking him in the shins.
(b) Nothing.
(c) Thanking him.
(d) Killing him.

3. According to Kurt, what are we not born with?
(a) Imagination.
(b) Instinct.
(c) Intelligence.
(d) Passion.

4. What did the young man from Seattle have to take off?
(a) His pants.
(b) His jacket.
(c) His hat.
(d) His shoes.

5. Who have landed in New York City?
(a) Russians.
(b) Venutians.
(c) Illegal aliens.
(d) Martians.

6. How many kids does Kurt have?
(a) Ten.
(b) Three.
(c) Seven.
(d) Two.

7. Whose line of Democratic tradition does Kurt belong to?
(a) Richard Herbert Nixon.
(b) John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
(c) Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
(d) Bill Clinton.

8. By what ratio do guessers outnumber non-guessers?
(a) Ten to one.
(b) Six to one.
(c) Two to one.
(d) Five to one.

9. Where was the election 'shamelessly rigged?'
(a) Ohio.
(b) Illinois.
(c) Florida.
(d) Texas.

10. How tall are the aliens?
(a) Six meters.
(b) Six inches.
(c) Six centimeters.
(d) Six feet.

11. What type of doctor is Kurt's son?
(a) Pediatrician.
(b) General Practitioner.
(c) Surgeon.
(d) Dermatologist.

12. Who was President during the 1848 war with Mexico?
(a) Lincoln.
(b) Taylor.
(c) Tyler.
(d) Polk.

13. What is all pop music today derived from?
(a) African percussion.
(b) Jazz.
(c) The blues.
(d) Mozart.

14. What burns at 451 degrees Fahrenheit?
(a) Hair.
(b) Wood.
(c) Plastic.
(d) Paper.

15. What is the working title of Kurt's book?
(a) What Were We Thinking?
(b) More of God's Greatest Mistakes.
(c) If God Were Alive Today.
(d) Who Is This God Person Anyway?

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Kurt, where did napalm come from?

2. When is Kurt's birthday?

3. What does each short chapter in "Cat's Cradle" represent?

4. How long ago did Kurt's business fail?

5. At the time of writing, what is the only way to learn what is going on?

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