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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 10, "A Sappy Woman from Ypsilanti".
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who, according to Kurt, is not really a humorist?
(a) Bob Smith.
(b) Bob Hope.
(c) Bob Newhart.
(d) Bob McKenzie.
2. What do women want?
(a) Children.
(b) To be respected.
(c) A rich man.
(d) A lot of people to talk to.
3. What was Kurt to older people at the dinner table when he was very young?
(a) Intriguing.
(b) Boring.
(c) Interesting.
(d) Annoying.
4. Why is "Hamlet" a masterpiece?
(a) It is true.
(b) It is popular.
(c) It was written by Shakespeare.
(d) It was liked by the Araphos.
5. What are the people that Kurt blames for ruining America born without?
(a) Consciences.
(b) Eyesight.
(c) Silver spoons in their mouths.
(d) Hearing.
Short Answer Questions
1. Where is Joe from?
2. Who knows more about the spirit world than anyone else?
3. Why can Kurt not stand primitive people?
4. What is a lot less friendly to Kurt now that he is 82?
5. What would Kurt ask when he gets to heaven?
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