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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Lost Civilization of Deli.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the treasure to be found at the end of the camp season?
(a) The Bronze Canoe Paddle.
(b) The Most Revered Bear Paw.
(c) The Golden Bow and Arrows.
(d) The Sacred Golden Tomahawk.

2. What does the narrator throw down from his window on some picketers during his college days?
(a) A paper airplane.
(b) Cold water.
(c) Eggs.
(d) Water balloons.

3. What is the name of first-year campers at the narrator's childhood summer camp?
(a) Tenderfoots.
(b) Chipmunks.
(c) Bunnies.
(d) Does.

4. What is the narrator's most common position in life?
(a) Visionary.
(b) Tactician.
(c) Observer.
(d) Strategist.

5. The archaeologists will probably think that TV commercials are some form of ______________.
(a) Communism.
(b) Mating ritual.
(c) Religion.
(d) Pornography.

Short Answer Questions

1. What New Jersey food did the narrator eat while in Colorado?

2. In what format does the narrator recall the information about writers?

3. Where was the treasure hunt prize found?

4. In addition to the Statue of Liberty, what else does the narrator think is an American construct of false Utopia?

5. The narrator now understands that _______________ bet against the school team and disabled the star player in the laxative contest.

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