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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Marcel Proust Meets the New Jersey Tailgater, and Survives.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does the narrator think many great ideas are invented?
(a) At family reunions.
(b) In Algebra classes.
(c) At MIT.
(d) On the toilet.

2. The Nobba-WaWa-Nockee Loyalty Song is sung to the tune of what other song?
(a) A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall.
(b) Notre Dame Fight Song.
(c) Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
(d) Old MacDonald.

3. Why is Big Al unable to play in the big football game the day after the contest?
(a) He dropped out of school.
(b) He is too ill.
(c) He broke his leg.
(d) The game was cancelled.

4. What does the narrator say ruined a high class New Jersey party?
(a) New Jersey Mosquitoes.
(b) Party crashers.
(c) Rain.
(d) Watered down liquor.

5. What does Kissel make in leathercraft?
(a) A wallet.
(b) A belt.
(c) A shoulder holster for his father's bourbon bottle.
(d) A batting glove.

Short Answer Questions

1. At the end of camp the Chipmunks are promoted to _____________.

2. What insects do the boys disturb on a hike with Captain Crabtree?

3. What was the truck in front of the narrator carrying?

4. What happens to the narrator's car in the Lincoln Tunnel?

5. The narrator now understands that _______________ bet against the school team and disabled the star player in the laxative contest.

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