My athletic background and weight training has formed my body into a unique shape. I have a very tiny waist and big, muscular thighs. The combination is impossible to find jeans for. So even though I hate the Buckle because of the pushy salesmen, I love their jeans. So yesterday, I found myself shopping there once again. My mission: to find a pair of jeans as quickly as I could and get out of there.

As I walked into the store, the shelves and shelves of jeans overwhelmed me. They were all stacked and folded with perfect creases, one on top of the other. I slowly began to thumb through the jeans to find as many 30/31 sizes as I could. Just as I was on the trail of what I wanted, a preppy dressed college guy approached me with a goofy grin asking if he could help me...