"Hi, is Sarah there""

"Yeah, hold on a sec."

"Hello""

"Hey, it's me. I have been trying to get a hold of you forever! Ahhhhh! You are going to die when I tell you what happened to me! Okay, here it goes...."

"Well, say there's this really hot guy that moved here about three days ago who is supposed to be like the next Brad Pitt, you know what I mean? I mean like so hot, so smoothe-to die for! So, he comes to school and sits like right in front of me in homeroom. At first I couldn't even look at him, I felt like I belonged on "Planet Loser," next to him. He was not only the hottest guy I'd ever seen in all of my 17 years, he was also my project for the day. I was the lucky girl was...