The following is a hypothetical and extremely unrealistic dialogue between my hypothetical friend Johnny and me. The conversation takes place at a Wesleyan party and concerns Johnny's decision to snort cocaine. The reason I chose cocaine for the topic of this dialogue is because of its widespread prevalence on campus, as well as the fact that several friends of mine frequently do coke for recreational purposes.

Me. Hey Johnny, what you up to"

Johnny. Nothing much dude, just doin' some lines. You in"

Me. No Johnny, I think I'll have to pass.

Johnny. What's the problem, you broke"

Me. Well actually I've been taking this class called biopsych where I'm learning all this cool stuff about drugs and what they do to your brain, and--

Johnny. `Cause I mean I can spot you some cash if you're low on bills.

Me. Dude, are you even listening to what...