Plot Synopsis: Toula is 30, ugly, fat, living with her parents, and working in the family restaurant, Dancing Zorbas. Her family considers her a failure because she hasn't married a Greek man and produced hundreds of Greek children yet. Apparently all her problems can be traced to the fact that she is Greek.

And there is no doubt that she and her family are Greek. Their house is covered in Greed statuary and the Greek flag is painted on the garage. Added to that, her family is massive, with hundreds upon hundreds of cousins, all named Nick or Nikki.

One day Toula meets the man of her dreams, Ian Miller, at the restaurant, where she manages to make a complete idiot out of herself. He leaves the restaurant with his friend without giving her a second look. This is the turning point in Toula's life. She asks her father...