The Flyers eBook

George Barr McCutcheon
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 99 pages of information about The Flyers.

The Flyers eBook

George Barr McCutcheon
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 99 pages of information about The Flyers.

“I’ve seen him, dear.  It’s all right.  My word, I’ve had no end of a busy day.  The confounded fellow was out making calls on the congregation, as they say, and I had to pursue him from house to house, always missing him, by Jove.”

“But you did find him?” anxiously.

“Of course.  He will be at the church at nine to-night—­sharp.  He understands that no one is to know about it.  His fee is ten pounds—­ quite a bit for a chap like him.  I found him calling upon a fellow who is about to die—­a Mr. Grover.  He sent out word I’d have to wait as the old gentleman was passing away.  By Jove, do you know I was that intense that I sent in word that the old gentleman would have to wait a bit—­I couldn’t.  The pastor came out and—­well, it seems that the fee for helping a chap to get married is more substantial than what he gets for helping one to die.  And, as luck would have it, I found a fellow who will act as one of the witnesses to the ceremony at this same house,—­a Mr. Hooker, Anne.  He came down on the train with us.  Tall, dark, professional looking man.  He was sitting on Mr. Grover’s front steps when I got there.  The other witness—­must have two, you know—­is the head-waiter in the dining-room here—­”

“The—­head-waiter?” she gasped.

“He’s a very decent sort of chap, my dear—­and, besides, we can’t be choosers.  Waiters are most discreet fellows, too.  He’s to get two pounds for his trouble.  By Jove, I think I’ve done rather well.  I’m sorry if you don’t approve,” he lamented.

“But I do approve, Harry,” she cried bravely.  “It’s lovely!”

“Good!  I knew you would.  Now all we have to do is to slip away from here this evening, and—­Oh, I say, hang it all!  Mrs. Van Truder has asked me to dine with them this evening.”

“Isn’t she running you a bit?” cried Anne, indignantly.  “She had you for breakfast and luncheon and now it’s dinner.  I daresay she’ll have you for tea too.”

“But I’m not going to her confounded dinner.  That’s settled.  I can’t do it, you know, and be on time for the wedding.  Deuce take it, what does she take a fellow for?  Hello, here comes the chap that Dauntless introduced to us this morning.”  Derby was approaching with a warm and ingratiating smile.  “What’s his name?  Confound him.”

“Mr. Derby, I think.  Why can’t they give us a moment’s peace?” she pouted.  Derby came up to them, his eyes sparkling with a fire which they could not and were not to understand.  He had surveyed them from a distance for some time before deciding to ruthlessly, cruelly break in upon the tranquil situation.

“She’s a pretty girl,” he reflected, unconsciously going back to his college days, and quite forgetting his cloth—­which, by the way, was a neat blue serge with a tender stripe.  Consoling himself with the thought that he was doing it to accommodate an old friend, the good-looking Mr. Derby boldly entered the lists for the afternoon.  He felt, somehow, that he had it in his power to make Mr. Windomshire quite jealous—­and at the same time do nothing reprehensible.  What he did succeed in doing, alas, was to make two young people needlessly miserable for a whole afternoon—­bringing on grievous headaches and an attack of suppressed melancholia that savoured somewhat of actual madness.

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