“What say you to him, Miss Burney?” cried Mrs. Thrale; “I’m sure I offer you variety.”

“Why I like him better than Mr. Crutchley, but I don’t think I shall pine for either of them.”

, Dr. Johnson,” said Mrs. Thrale, “don’t you think Jerry Crutchley very much improved?”

Dr. J.-Yes, madam, I think he is.

Mrs. T.-Shall he have Miss Burney?
107

Dr. J.-Why, I think not; at least I must know more about him; I Must inquire into his connections, his recreations, his employments, and his character, from his intimates, before I trust Miss Burney with him.  And he must come down very handsomely with a settlement.  I will not have him left to his generosity; for as he will marry her for her wit, and she him for his fortune, he ought to bid well, and let him come down with what he will, his price will never be equal to her worth.

Mrs. T.-She says she likes Mr. Smith better.

Dr. J.-Yes, but I won’t have her like Mr. Smith without money, better than Mr. Crutchley with it.  Besides, if she has Crutchley, he will use her well, to vindicate his choice. the world, madam, has a reasonable claim upon all mankind to account for their conduct; therefore, if with his great wealth, he marries a woman who has but little, he will be more attentive to display her merit, than if she was equally rich,—­in order to show that the woman he has chosen deserves from the world all the respect and admiration it can bestow, or that else she would not have been his choice.

Mrs. T.-I believe young Smith is the better man.

F.B.-Well, I won’t be rash in thinking of either; I will take some time for consideration before I fix.

Dr. J.-Why, I don’t hold it to be delicate to offer marriage to ladies, even in jest, nor do I approve such sort of jocularity; yet for once I must break through the rules of decorum, and Propose a match myself for Miss Burney.  I therefore nominnate Sir J- L-.(72)

Mrs. T.-I’ll give you my word, sir, you are not the first to say that, for my master the other morning, when we were alone, said ’What would I give that Sir J—­ L—–­ was married to Miss Burney; it might restore him to our family.’  So spoke his Uncle and guardian.

F.B.-He, he!  Ha, ha!  He, he!  Ha, ha!

Dr. J.-That was elegantly said of my master, and nobly said, and not in the vulgar way we have been saying it.  And madam, where will you find another man in trade who will make such a speech--who will be capable of making such a speech?  Well, I am glad my master takes so to Miss Burney; I would have everybody take to Miss Burney, so as they allow 108 me to take to her most!  Yet I don’t know whether Sir J__ L—­ should have her, neither; I should be afraid for her; I don’t think I would hand her to him.

F.B.-Why, now, what a fine match is here broken off!

Some time after, when we were in the library, he asked me very gravely if I loved reading?