Mrs. T.-And pray, sir, what is Mr. Macbean?(63)

Dr. J.-Madam, he is a Scotchman:  he is a man of great learning, and for his learning I respect him, and I wish to serve him.  He knows many languages, and knows them well; but he knows nothing of life.  I advised him to write a geographical dictionary; but I have lost all hopes of his doing anything properly, since I found he gave as much labour to Capua as to Rome.

Mr. T.-And pray who is clerk of your kitchen, sir?

Dr. J.-Why, sir, I am afraid there is none; a general anarchy prevails in my kitchen, as I am told by Mr. Levat,(64) who says it is not now what it used to be!

Mrs. T.-Mr. Levat, I suppose, sir, has the office of keeping the hospital in health? for he Is an apothecary.

Dr. J.-Levat, madam, is a brutal fellow, but I have a good regard for him; for his brutality is in his manners, not his mind.

Mr. T.-But how do you get your dinners drest ?

Dr. J.-Why De Mullin has the chief management of the kitchen; but our roasting is not magnificent, for we hav no jack.

Mr. T.-No jack?  Why, how do they manage without?

Dr. J.-Small joints, I believe, they manage with a string, larger are done at the tavern.  I have some thoughts (with profound gravity) of buying a jack, because I think a jack is some credit to a house.

Mr. T.-Well, but you’ll have a spit, too?

Dr. J.-No, sir, no; that would be superfluous; for we shall never use it; and if a jack is seen, a spit will be presumed!

Mrs. T.-But pray, sir, who is the Poll you talk of?  She 97 that you used to abet in her quarrels with Mrs. Williams, and call out, “At her again, Poll!  Never flinch, Poll>"(65)

Dr. J.-Why, I took to Poll very well at first, but she won’t do upon a nearer examination.

Mrs. T.-How came she among you, sir?

Dr. J.-Why I don’t rightly remember, but we could spare her very well from us.  Poll is a stupid slut; I had some hopes of her at first; but when I talked to her tightly and closely, I could make nothing of her; she was wiggle waggle, and I could never persuade her to be categorical, I wish Miss Burney would come among us; if she would Only give us a week, we should furnish her with ample materials for a new scene in her next work.

    Anticipated visit from Mrs. Montagu.

("The great Mrs. Montagu” deserves a somewhat longer notice than can be conveniently compressed within the limits of a footnote.  She was as indisputably, in public estimation, the leading literary lady of the time, as Johnson was the leading man of letters.  Her maiden name was Elizabeth Robinson.  She was born at York in the year 1720, and married, in 1742, Edward Montagu, grandson of the first Earl of Sandwich.  Her husband’s death, in 1775, left her in the possession of a handsome fortune.  Mrs. Montagu’s literary celebrity was by no