It was natural that the triumphant issue of Miss Burney’s first venture should tempt her to try a second.  “Evelina,” though it had raised her fame, had added nothing to her fortune.  Some of her friends urged her to write for the stage.  Johnson promised to give her his advice as to the composition.  Murphy, who was supposed to understand the temper of the pit as well as any man

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of his time, undertook to instruct her as to stage effect.  Sheridan declared that he would accept a play from her without even reading it.  Thus encouraged, she wrote a comedy named “The Witlings.”  Fortunately, it was never acted or printed.  We can, we think, easily perceive, from the little which is said on the subject in the “Diary,” that “The Witlings” would have been damned, and that Murpby and Sheridan thought so, though they were too polite to say so.  Happily Frances had a friend who was not afraid to give her pain.  Crisp, wiser for her than he had been for himself, read the manuscript in his lonely retreat and manfully told her that she had failed, and that to remove blemishes here and there would be useless; that the piece had abundance of wit but no interest, that it was bad as a whole ; that it would remind every reader of the “Femmes Savantes,” which, strange to say, she had never read, and that she could not sustain so close a comparison with Moli6re.  This opinion, in which Dr. Burney concurred, was sent to Frances in what she called “a hissing, groaning, catcalling epistle.”  But she had too much sense not to know that it was better to be hissed and catcalled by her Daddy than by a whole sea of heads in the pit of Drury-lane theatre ; and she had too good a heart not to be grateful for so rare an act of friendship.  She returned an answer which shows how well she deserved to have a judicious, faithful, and affectionate adviser.  “I intend,” she wrote, “to console myself for your censure by this greatest proof I have received of the sincerity, candour, and, let me add, esteem of my dear daddy.  And, as I happen to love myself more than my play, this consolation is not a very trifling one.  This, however, seriously I do believe, that when my two daddies put their heads together to concert that hissing, groaning, catcalling epistle they sent me, they felt as sorry for poor little Miss Bayes as she could possibly do for herself.  You see I do not attempt to repay your frankness with an air of pretended carelessness.  But, though somewhat disconcerted just now, I will promise not to let my vexation live out another day.  Adieu, my dear daddy; I won’t be mortified and I won’t be downed; but I will be proud to find I have, out of my own family, as well as in it, a friend who loves me well enough to speak plain truth to me.”