“And how did they bear it ?

“Oh, poor fellows, with great good-nature, when they found his honour was their barber:  but I thought proper to submit to bearing all their oaths, and all their jokes; for they had no other comfort but to hope I should have enough of it, and such sort of wit.  Three or four of them, however, escaped, but I Shall find them out.  I told them I had a good mind to cut my own hair off too, and then they would have a Captain Crop.  I shall soothe them to-morrow with a present of new feathers for all their caps.”

“Heartshave at ye all.”

Streatham, Sunday, June 13.  After church we all strolled the grounds, and the topic of our discourse was Miss Streatfield.  Mrs. Thrale asserted that she had a power of captivation that was irresistible ; that her beauty, joined to her softness, her caressing manners, her tearful eyes, and alluring looks, would insinuate her into the heart of any man she thought worth attacking.

Sir Philip(97) declared himself of a totally different opinion, ?,:’and quoted Dr. Johnson against her, who had told him that, taking away her Greek, she was as ignorant as a butterfly.

Mr. Seward declared her Greek was all against her, with him, for that, instead of reading Pope, Swift, or “The Spectator”—­ books from which she might derive useful knowledge and improvement—­it had led her to devote all her reading time to the first eight books of Homer.

“But,” said Mrs. Thrale, “her Greek, you must own, has

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made all her celebrity:—­you would have heard no more of her than of any other pretty girl, but for that.”

“What I object to,” said Sir Philip, “is her avowed Preference for this parson.  Surely it is very indelicate in any lady to let all the world know with whom she is in love ! "

“The parson,” said the severe Mr. Seward, “I suppose, spoke first,—­or she would as soon have been in love with you, or with me!”

You will easily believe I gave him no pleasant look.  He wanted me to slacken my pace, and tell him, in confidence, my private opinion of her :  but I told him, very truly, that as I knew her chiefly by account, not by acquaintance, I had not absolutely formed my opinion.

“Were I to live with her four days,” said this odd man, “I believe the fifth I should want to take her to church.”

“You’d be devilish tired of her, though,” said Sir Philip, “in half a year.  A crying wife will never do!”

“Oh, yes,” cried he, “the pleasure of soothing her would make amends.”

“Ah,” cried Mrs. Thrale, “I would insure her power of crying herself into any of your hearts she pleased.  I made her cry to Miss Burney, to show how beautiful she looked in tears.” "

“If I had been her,” said Mr. Seward, “I would never have visited you again.”

“Oh, but she liked it,” answered Mrs. T., “for she knows how well she does it.  Miss Burney would have run away, but she came forward on purpose to show herself.  I would have done so by nobody else — but Sophy Streatfield is never happier than when the tears trickle from her fine eyes in company.”