the centre of interest, and feel unutterably uncomfortable
in the discovery. Being obliged to say something,
he would mine his brain and put in a blast and when
the smoke and flying debris had cleared away the result
would be what seemed to him but a poor little intellectual
clod of dirt or two, and then he would be astonished
to see everybody as lost in admiration as if he had
brought up a ton or two of virgin gold. Every
remark he made delighted his hearers and compelled
their applause; he overheard people say he was exceedingly
bright—they were chiefly mammas and marriageable
young ladies. He found that some of his good
things were being repeated about the town. Whenever
he heard of an instance of this kind, he would keep
that particular remark in mind and analyze it at home
in private. At first he could not see that the
remark was anything better than a parrot might originate;
but by and by he began to feel that perhaps he underrated
his powers; and after that he used to analyze his
good things with a deal of comfort, and find in them
a brilliancy which would have been unapparent to him
in earlier days—and then he would make
a note, of that good thing and say it again the first
time he found himself in a new company. Presently
he had saved up quite a repertoire of brilliancies;
and after that he confined himself to repeating these
and ceased to originate any more, lest he might injure
his reputation by an unlucky effort.
He was constantly having young ladies thrust upon
his notice at receptions, or left upon his hands at
parties, and in time he began to feel that he was
being deliberately persecuted in this way; and after
that he could not enjoy society because of his constant
dread of these female ambushes and surprises.
He was distressed to find that nearly every time
he showed a young lady a polite attention he was straightway
reported to be engaged to her; and as some of these
reports got into the newspapers occasionally, he had
to keep writing to Louise that they were lies and
she must believe in him and not mind them or allow
them to grieve her.
Washington was as much in the dark as anybody with
regard to the great wealth that was hovering in the
air and seemingly on the point of tumbling into the
family pocket. Laura would give him no satisfaction.
All she would say, was:
“Wait. Be patient. You will see.”
“But will it be soon, Laura?”
“It will not be very long, I think.”
“But what makes you think so?”
“I have reasons—and good ones.
Just wait, and be patient.”
“But is it going to be as much as people say
it is?”
“What do they say it is?”
“Oh, ever so much. Millions!”
“Yes, it will be a great sum.”
“But how great, Laura? Will it be millions?”
“Yes, you may call it that. Yes, it will
be millions. There, now—does that
satisfy you?”