enough of that truck along in there on the line of the pocket-knife, from Hail Columbia to Hark-from-the Tomb to fat up all the consumptives in all the hospitals from Halifax to the Holy Land.  It just grows like weeds!  I’ve got a little belt of sassparilla land in there just tucked away unobstrusively waiting for my little Universal Expectorant to get into shape in my head.  And I’ll fix that, you know.  One of these days I’ll have all the nations of the earth expecto—­”

“But Beriah, dear—­”

“Don’t interrupt me; Polly—­I don’t want you to lose the run of the map —­well, take your toy-horse, James Fitz-James, if you must have it—­and run along with you.  Here, now—­the soap will do for Babylon.  Let me see —­where was I?  Oh yes—­now we run down to Stone’s Lan—­Napoleon—­now we run down to Napoleon.  Beautiful road.  Look at that, now.  Perfectly straight line-straight as the way to the grave.  And see where it leaves Hawkeye-clear out in the cold, my dear, clear out in the cold.  That town’s as bound to die as—­well if I owned it I’d get its obituary ready, now, and notify the mourners.  Polly, mark my words—­in three years from this, Hawkeye’ll be a howling wilderness.  You’ll see.  And just look at that river—­noblest stream that meanders over the thirsty earth! —­calmest, gentlest artery that refreshes her weary bosom!  Railroad goes all over it and all through it—­wades right along on stilts.  Seventeen bridges in three miles and a half—­forty-nine bridges from Hark-from-the-Tomb to Stone’s Landing altogether—­forty nine bridges, and culverts enough to culvert creation itself!  Hadn’t skeins of thread enough to represent them all—­but you get an idea—­perfect trestle-work of bridges for seventy two miles:  Jeff Thompson and I fixed all that, you know; he’s to get the contracts and I’m to put them through on the divide.  Just oceans of money in those bridges.  It’s the only part of the railroad I’m interested in,—­down along the line—­and it’s all I want, too.  It’s enough, I should judge.  Now here we are at Napoleon.  Good enough country plenty good enough—­all it wants is population.  That’s all right—­that will come.  And it’s no bad country now for calmness and solitude, I can tell you—­though there’s no money in that, of course.  No money, but a man wants rest, a man wants peace—­a man don’t want to rip and tear around all the time.  And here we go, now, just as straight as a string for Hallelujah—­it’s a beautiful angle —­handsome up grade all the way —­and then away you go to Corruptionville, the gaudiest country for early carrots and cauliflowers that ever—­good missionary field, too.  There ain’t such another missionary field outside the jungles of Central Africa.  And patriotic?—­why they named it after Congress itself.  Oh, I warn you, my dear, there’s a good time coming, and it’ll be right along before you know what you’re about, too.  That railroad’s fetching it.  You see what it is as far as I’ve got, and if