was to Halifax, and who should I meet but Father John
O’Shaughnessy, a Catholic Priest. I had
met him afore in Cape Breton, and had sold him a clock.
Well, he was a leggin it off hot foot. Possible!
says I, Father John, is that you? Why, what on
airth is the matter of you—what makes you
in such an everlastin hurry, driven away like one
ravin distracted mad? A sick visit, says he;
poor Pat Lanigan, him that you mind to Bradore Lake,
well he’s near about at the pint of death.
I guess not, said I, for I jist heerd tell he was
dead. Well, that brought him up all standin, and
he bouts ship in a jiffy, and walks a little way with
me, and we got a talkin about this very subject.
Says he, what are you, Mr. Slick? Well, I looks
up to him and winks, a Clockmaker, says I; well he
smiled, and says he, I see; as much as to say I had’nt
ought to have axed that are question at all, I guess,
for every man’s religion is his own, and nobody
else’s business. Then, says he, you know
all about this country, who do folks say has the best
of the dispute. Says I, Father John, its like
the battles up to Canada lines last war, each side
claims victory; I guess there aint much to brag on
nary way, damage done on both sides, and nothin gained,
as far as I can learn. He stopt short, and looked
me in the face, and says he, Mr. Slick you are a man
that has seed a good deal of the world, and a considerable
of an understandin man, and I guess I can talk
to you. Now, says he, for gracious sake
do jist look here, and see how you heretics (protestants
I mean, says he, for I guess that are word slipt out
without leave,) are by the ears, a driven away at
each other, the whole blessed time tooth and nail,
hip and thigh, hammer and tongs, disputin, revilin,
wranglin, and beloutin each other, with all sorts of
ugly names that they can lay their tongues to.
Is that the way you love your neighbor as yourself?
We say this is A practical
comment on schism, and by the powers
of Moll Kelly, said he, but they all ought to be well
lambasted together, the whole batch on ’em entirely.
Says I, Father John, give me your hand; there are
some things, I guess, you and I don’t agree
on, and most likely never will, seein that you are
a Popish priest; but in that idee I do opinionate
with you, and I wish with all my heart all the world
thought with us. I guess he didn’t half
like that are word Popish priest; it seemed to grig
him like; his face looked kinder’ ryled, like
well water arter a heavy rain; and said he, Mr. Slick,
says he, your country is a free country, aint it?
The freest, says I, on the face of the airth—you
can’t “ditto” it nowhere. We
are as free as the air, and when our dander’s
up, stronger than any hurricane you ever seed—tear
up all creation most; there aint the beat of it to
be found any where. Do you call this a free country?
said he. Pretty considerable middlin, says I,
seein that they are under a king. Well, says