(we used to call it old Bunker, for his stories always
begun, “when I was at Bunker’s hill,”)
and drawing it out, he made a clip at him as wicked
as if he was stabbing at a rat with a hay fork; but
Jim he outs of the door like a shot, and draws it
too arter him, and father sends old Bunker right through
the panel. I’ll chop you up as fine as mince
meat, you villain, said he, if ever I catch you inside
my door agin; mind what I tell you, “
You’ll
swing for it yet.”
Well, he made himself considerable scarce arter that,
he never sot foot inside the door agin, and I thought
he had ginn up all hopes of Sall, and she of him;
when one night, a most particular uncommon dark night,
as I was a comin home from neighbor Dearborne’s,
I heerd some one a talkin under Sall’s window.
Well, I stops and listens, and who should be near
the ash saplin, but Jim Munroe, a tryin to persuade
Sall to run off with him to Rhode Island to be married.
It was all settled, he should come with a horse and
shay to the gate, and then help her out of the window,
jist at nine o’clock, about the time she commonly
went to bed. Then he axes her to reach down her
hand for him to kiss, (for he was proper clever at
soft sawder) and she stretches it down and he kisses
it; and, says he, I believe I must have the whole of
you out arter all, and gives her a jirk that kinder
startled her; it came so sudden like it made her scream;
so off he sot hot foot, and over the gate in no time.
Well, I cyphered over this all night, a calculatin
how I should reciprocate that trick with him, and
at last I hit on a scheme. I recollected father’s
words at partin, “Mind what I tell
you, you’ll swing for it
yet;” and thinks I, friend Jim, I’ll
make that prophecy come true yet, I guess. So
the next night, jist at dark, I gives January Snow,
the old nigger, a nidge with my elbow, and as soon
as he looks up, I winks and walks out and he arter
me—says I, January can you keep your tongue
within your teeth, you old nigger you? Why massa,
why you ax that are question? my Gor Ormity, you tink
old Snow he don’t know dat are yet; my tongue
he got plenty room now, debil a tooth left, be can
stretch out ever so far; like a little leg in a big
bed, he lay quiet enough, Massa, neber fear.
Well, then, says I, bend down that are ash saplin
softly, you old Snowball, and make no noise. The
saplin was no sooner bent than secured to the ground
by a notched peg and a noose, and a slip knot was
suspended from the tree, jist over the track that
led from the pathway to the house. Why, my Gor,
massa, that’s a —–. Hold your
mug, you old nigger, says I, or I’ll send your
tongue a sarchin arter your teeth; keep quiet, and
follow me in presently. Well, jist as it struck
nine o’clock, says I, Sally, hold this here
hank of twine for a minute, till I wind a trifle on
it off; that’s a dear critter. She sot
down her candle, and I put the twine on her hands,