my old mother could see that child, it is such a treat
In our country, said he, turning to me, the children
are all as pale as chalk, or as yeller as an orange.
Lord, that are little feller would be a show in our
country—come to me my man. Here the
soft sawder began to operate. Mrs. Pugwash said
in a milder tone than we had yet heard, ’go
my dear to the gentleman, go dear.’ Mr.
Slick kissed him, asked him if he would go to the
States along with him, told him all the little girls
there would fall in love with him, for they didn’t
see such a beautiful face once in a month of Sundays.
Black eyes, let me see, ah mamma’s eyes too,
and black hair also; as I am alive, why you are mamma’s
own boy, the very image of mamma. Do be seated,
gentlemen, said Mrs. Pugwash—Sally make
a fire in the next room. She ought to be proud
of you, he continued. Well, if I live to return
here, I must paint your face, and have it put on my
clocks, and our folks will buy the clocks for the
sake of the face. Did you ever see, said he, again
addressing me, such a likeness between one human and
another, as between this beautiful little boy and his
mother. I am sure you have had no supper, said
Mrs. Pugwash to me; you must be hungry and weary,
too—I will get you a cup of tea. I
am sorry to give you so much trouble, said I. Not
the least trouble in the world, she replied, on the
contrary a pleasure. We were then shown into
the next room, where the fire was now blazing up,
but Mr. Slick protested he could not proceed without
the little boy, and lingered behind me to ascertain
his age, and concluded by asking the child if he had
any aunts that looked like mamma.
As the door closed, Mr. Slick said, it’s a pity
she don’t go well in gear. The difficulty
with those critters is to get them to start, arter
that there is no trouble with them if you don’t
check ’em too short If you do, they’ll
stop again, run back and kick like mad, and then Old
Nick himself would’nt start ’em.
Pugwash, I guess, don’t understand the natur
of the critter; she’ll never go kind in harness
for him. When I see a child, said the Clockmaker,
I always feel safe with these women folk; for I have
always found that the road to a woman’s heart
lies through her child.
You seem, said I, to understand the female heart so
well, I make no doubt you are a general favorite among
the fair sex. Any man, he replied, that understands
horses, has a pretty considerable fair knowledge of
women, for they are jist alike in temper, and require
the very identical same treatment. Incourage
the timid ones, be gentle and steady with the fractious,
but lather the sulky ones like blazes. People
talk an everlastin sight of nonsense about wine, women
and horses. I’ve bought and sold ’em
all, I’ve traded in all of them, and I tell
you, there aint one in a thousand that knows a grain
about either on ’em. You hear folks say,
oh, such a man is an ugly grained critter—he’ll
break his wife’s heart; jist as if a woman’s