When one has been without a certain pleasure for a number of years, one is accustomed to find on returning to it that it is not quite so delightful as one had imagined.  In the years of abstinence one had built up too glowing a picture, and the reality turns out to be something much more commonplace.  Pleasant, yes; but, after all, nothing out of the ordinary.  Most of us have made this discovery for ourselves in the last few months of peace.  We have been doing the things which we had promised ourselves so often during the war, and though they have been jolly enough, they are not quite all that we dreamed in France and Flanders.  As for the negative pleasures, the pleasure of not saluting or not attending medical boards, they soon lose their first freshness.

Yet I have had one pre-war pleasure this week which carried with it no sort of disappointment.  It was as good as I had thought it would be.  I went to Lord’s and watched first-class cricket again.

There are people who want to “brighten cricket.”  They remind me of a certain manager to whom I once sent a play.  He told me, more politely than truthfully, how much he had enjoyed reading it, and then pointed out what was wrong with the construction.  “You have two brothers here,” he said.  “They oughtn’t to have been brothers, they should have been strangers.  Then one of them marries the heroine.  That’s wrong; the other one ought to have married her.  Then there’s Aunt Jane—­she strikes me as a very colourless person.  If she could have been arrested in the second act for bigamy—–­ And then I should leave out your third act altogether, and put the fourth act at Monte Carlo, and let the heroine be blackmailed by—­ what’s the fellow’s name?  See what I mean?” I said that I saw.  “You don’t mind my criticizing your play?” he added carelessly.  I said that he wasn’t criticizing my play.  He was writing another one—­one which I hadn’t the least wish to write myself.

And this is what the brighteners of cricket are doing.  They are inventing a new game, a game which those of us who love cricket have not the least desire to watch.  If anybody says that he finds Lord’s or the Oval boring, I shall not be at all surprised; the only thing that would surprise me would be to hear that he found it more boring than I find Epsom or Newmarket.  Cricket is not to everybody’s taste; nor is racing.  But those who like cricket like it for what it is, and they don’t want it brightened by those who don’t like it.  Lord Lonsdale, I am sure, would hate me to brighten up Newmarket for him.

Lord’s as it is, which is as it was five years ago, is good enough for me.  I would not alter any of it.  To hear the pavilion bell ring out again was to hear the most musical sound in the world.  The best note is given at 11.20 in the morning; later on it lacks something of its early ecstasy.  When people talk of the score of this or that opera I smile pityingly to myself.  They have never heard the true music.  The clink of ice against glass gives quite a good note on a suitable day, but it has not the magic of the Lord’s bell.