“From Oberkreuzberg, January 21st, the donau ZEITUNG receives a long account of a crime, which we shortened as follows:  In Rametuach, a village near Eppenschlag, lived a young married couple with two children, one of which, a boy aged five, was born three years before the marriage.  For this reason, and also because a relative at Iggensbach had bequeathed M400 ($100) to the boy, the heartless father considered him in the way; so the unnatural parents determined to sacrifice him in the cruelest possible manner.  They proceeded to starve him slowly to death, meantime frightfully maltreating him—­as the village people now make known, when it is too late.  The boy was shut in a hole, and when people passed by he cried, and implored them to give him bread.  His long-continued tortures and deprivations destroyed him at last, on the third of January.  The sudden (sic) death of the child created suspicion, the more so as the body was immediately clothed and laid upon the bier.  Therefore the coroner gave notice, and an inquest was held on the 6th.  What a pitiful spectacle was disclosed then!  The body was a complete skeleton.  The stomach and intestines were utterly empty; they contained nothing whatsoever.  The flesh on the corpse was not as thick as the back of a knife, and incisions in it brought not one drop of blood.  There was not a piece of sound skin the size of a dollar on the whole body; wounds, scars, bruises, discolored extravasated blood, everywhere—­even on the soles of the feet there were wounds.  The cruel parents asserted that the boy had been so bad that they had been obliged to use severe punishments, and that he finally fell over a bench and broke his neck.  However, they were arrested two weeks after the inquest and put in the prison at Deggendorf.”

Yes, they were arrested “two weeks after the inquest.”  What a home sound that has.  That kind of police briskness rather more reminds me of my native land than German journalism does.

I think a German daily journal doesn’t do any good to speak of, but at the same time it doesn’t do any harm.  That is a very large merit, and should not be lightly weighted nor lightly thought of.

The German humorous papers are beautifully printed upon fine paper, and the illustrations are finely drawn, finely engraved, and are not vapidly funny, but deliciously so.  So also, generally speaking, are the two or three terse sentences which accompany the pictures.  I remember one of these pictures:  A most dilapidated tramp is ruefully contemplating some coins which lie in his open palm.  He says:  “Well, begging is getting played out.  Only about five marks ($1.25) for the whole day; many an official makes more!” And I call to mind a picture of a commercial traveler who is about to unroll his samples: 

Merchant (pettishly).—­No, don’t.  I don’t want to buy anything!

Drummer.—­If you please, I was only going to show you—­