A Tramp Abroad — Volume 05 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 79 pages of information about A Tramp Abroad — Volume 05.

A Tramp Abroad — Volume 05 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 79 pages of information about A Tramp Abroad — Volume 05.

“My mind is made up.  He goes to the widow.”

Harris answered sharply: 

“And my mind is made up.  He goes to the Museum.”

I said, calmly: 

“The museum may whistle when it gets him.”

Harris retorted: 

“The widow may save herself the trouble of whistling, for I will see that she never gets him.”

After some angry bandying of epithets, I said: 

“It seems to me that you are taking on a good many airs about these remains.  I don’t quite see what you’ve got to say about them?”

“I?  I’ve got all to say about them.  They’d never have been thought of if I hadn’t found their opera-glass.  The corpse belongs to me, and I’ll do as I please with him.”

I was leader of the Expedition, and all discoveries achieved by it naturally belonged to me.  I was entitled to these remains, and could have enforced my right; but rather than have bad blood about the matter, I said we would toss up for them.  I threw heads and won, but it was a barren victory, for although we spent all the next day searching, we never found a bone.  I cannot imagine what could ever have become of that fellow.

The town in the valley is called Leuk or Leukerbad.  We pointed our course toward it, down a verdant slope which was adorned with fringed gentians and other flowers, and presently entered the narrow alleys of the outskirts and waded toward the middle of the town through liquid “fertilizer.”  They ought to either pave that village or organize a ferry.

Harris’s body was simply a chamois-pasture; his person was populous with the little hungry pests; his skin, when he stripped, was splotched like a scarlet-fever patient’s; so, when we were about to enter one of the Leukerbad inns, and he noticed its sign, “Chamois Hotel,” he refused to stop there.  He said the chamois was plentiful enough, without hunting up hotels where they made a specialty of it.  I was indifferent, for the chamois is a creature that will neither bite me nor abide with me; but to calm Harris, we went to the Ho^tel des Alpes.

At the table d’ho^te, we had this, for an incident.  A very grave man—­in fact his gravity amounted to solemnity, and almost to austerity—­sat opposite us and he was “tight,” but doing his best to appear sober.  He took up a corked bottle of wine, tilted it over his glass awhile, then set it out of the way, with a contented look, and went on with his dinner.

Presently he put his glass to his mouth, and of course found it empty.  He looked puzzled, and glanced furtively and suspiciously out of the corner of his eye at a benignant and unconscious old lady who sat at his right.  Shook his head, as much as to say, “No, she couldn’t have done it.”  He tilted the corked bottle over his glass again, meantime searching around with his watery eye to see if anybody was watching him.  He ate a few mouthfuls,

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