Life's Handicap eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 405 pages of information about Life's Handicap.

Life's Handicap eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 405 pages of information about Life's Handicap.

’I was dere a year, dere und at dere oder islands—­somedimes for monkeys und somedimes for butterflies und orchits.  One time Bertran says to me dot he will be married, because he haf found a girl dot was goot, und he enquire if this marrying idee was right.  I would not say, pecause it was not me dot was going to be married.  Den he go off courting der girl—­she was a half-caste French girl—­very pretty.  Haf you got a new light for my cigar?  Ouf!  Very pretty.  Only I say, “Haf you thought of Bimi?  If he pull me away when I talk to you, what will he do to your wife?  He will pull her in pieces.  If I was you, Bertran, I would gif my wife for wedding-present der stuff figure of Bimi.”  By dot time I had learned some dings about der monkey peoples.  “Shoot him?” says Bertran.  “He is your beast,” I said; “if he was mine he would be shot now!”

’Den I felt at der back of my neck der fingers of Bimi.  Mein Gott!  I tell you dot he talked through dose fingers.  It was der deaf-and-dumb alphabet all gomplete.  He slide his hairy arm round my neck, und he tilt up my chin und looked into my face, shust to see if I understood his talk so well as he understood mine.

’"See now dere!” says Bertran, “und you would shoot him while he is cuddlin’ you?  Dot is der Teuton ingrate!”

’But I knew dot I had made Bimi a life’s-enemy, pecause his fingers haf talk murder through the back of my neck.  Next dime I see Bimi dere was a pistol in my belt, und he touched it once, und I open der breech to show him it was loaded.  He haf seen der liddle monkeys killed in der woods:  he understood.

’So Bertran he was married, and he forgot clean about Bimi dot was skippin’ alone on der beach mit der half of a human soul in his belly.  I was see him skip, und he took a big bough und thrash der sand till he haf made a great hole like a grave.  So I says to Bertran, “For any sakes, kill Bimi.  He is mad mit der jealousy.”

’Bertran haf said “He is not mad at all.  He haf obey und lofe my wife, und if she speak he will get her slippers,” und he looked at his wife agross der room.  She was a very pretty girl.

’Den I said to him, “Dost dou pretend to know monkeys und dis beast dot is lashing himself mad upon der sands, pecause you do not talk to him?  Shoot him when he comes to der house, for he haf der light in his eye dot means killing—­und killing.”  Bimi come to der house, but dere was no light in his eye.  It was all put away, cunning—­so cunning—­und he fetch der girl her slippers, und Bertran turn to me und say, “Dost dou know him in nine months more dan I haf known him in twelve years?  Shall a child stab his fader?  I haf fed him, und he was my child.  Do not speak this nonsense to my wife or to me any more.”

’Dot next day Bertran came to my house to help me make some wood cases for der specimens, und he tell me dot he haf left his wife a liddle while mit Bimi in der garden.  Den I finish my cases quick, und I say, “Let us go to your houses und get a trink.”  He laugh and say, “Come along, dry mans.”

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