Tom took the keys and was some time gone, during which many conjectures were hazarded as to the style in which he would choose to appear.  When he re-entered the great hall, where the company was assembled, the roar of laughter which followed his appearance made the glass of its great cupola ring again.  For not merely was he dressed in the earl’s beaver hat and satin cloak, splendid with plush and gold and silver lace, but he had indued a corresponding suit of his clothes as well, even to his silk stockings, garters, and roses, and with the help of many pillows and other such farcing, so filled the garments which otherwise had hung upon him like a shawl from a peg, and made of himself such a ’sweet creature of bombast’ that, with ludicrous unlikeness of countenance, he bore in figure no distant resemblance to the earl himself.

Meantime lady Elizabeth had been busy with the scullery-maid, whom she had attired in a splendid brocade of her grandmother’s, with all suitable belongings of ruff, high collar, and lace wings, such as Queen Elizabeth is represented with in Oliver’s portrait.  Upon her appearance, a few minutes after Tom’s, the laughter broke out afresh, in redoubled peals, and the merriment was at its height, when the warder of one of the gates entered and whispered in his master’s ear the arrival of the bumpkins, and their mission announced, he informed his lordship, with all the importance and dignity they knew how to assume.  The earl burst into a fresh laugh.  But presently it quavered a little and ceased, while over the amusement still beaming on his countenance gathered a slight shade of anxiety, for who could tell what tempest such a mere whirling of straws might not forerun?

A few words of the warder’s had reached Tom where he stood a little aside, his solemn countenance radiating disapproval of the tumultuous folly around him.  He took three strides towards the earl.

‘Wherein lieth the new jest?’ he asked, with dignity.

‘A set of country louts, my lord,’ answered the earl, ’are at the gate, affirming the right of search in this your lordship’s house of Raglan.’

‘For what?’

‘Arms, my lord.’

‘And wherefore?  On what ground?’

’On the ground that your lordship is a vile recusant—­a papist, and therefore a traitor, no doubt, although they use not the word,’ said the earl.

‘I shall be round with them,’ said Tom, embracing the assumed proportions in front of him, and turning to the door.

Ere the earl had time to conceive his intent, he had hurried from the hall, followed by fresh shouts of laughter.  For he had forgotten to stuff himself behind, and, when the company caught sight of his back as he strode out, the tenuity of the foundation for such a ‘huge hill of flesh’ was absurd as Falstaff’s ha’p’orth of bread to the ‘intolerable deal of sack.’