Comedies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 183 pages of information about Comedies.

Comedies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 183 pages of information about Comedies.

Nille.  That is true, too.

Montanus.  Ergo:  little mother is a stone. (Nille cries.} Why are you crying, little mother?

Nille.  Oh!  I am so much afraid that I shall turn into a stone.  My legs already begin to feel cold.

Montanus.  Don’t worry, little mother.  I will immediately turn you into a human being again.  A stone neither thinks nor talks.

Nille.  That is so.  I don’t know whether it can think or not, but it surely cannot talk.

Montanus.  Little mother can talk.

Nille.  Yes, thank God, I talk as well as a poor peasant woman can!

Montanus.  Good!  Ergo:  little mother is no stone.

Nille.  Ah!  That did me good!  Now I am beginning to feel like myself again.  Faith, it must take strong heads to study.  I don’t see how your brains can stand it.—­Jacob, after this you shall wait on your brother; you have nothing else to do.  If your parents see that you annoy him, you shall get as many blows as your body can stand.

Montanus.  Little mother, I should like very much to break him of the habit of calling me “brother.”  It is not decent for a peasant boy to call a learned man “brother.”  I should like to have him call me “Monsieur.”

Jeppe.  Do you hear that, Jacob?  When you speak to your brother after this, you are to call him Mossur.

Montanus.  I should like to have the deacon invited here to-day, so that I can see what he is good for.

Jeppe.  Yes, surely, it shall be done.

Montanus.  In the mean time I will go to visit my sweetheart.

Nille.  But I am afraid it is going to rain.  Jacob can cany your cloak for you.

Montanus.  Jacob.

Jacob.  Yes, Mossur.

Montanus.  Walk behind me and carry my cloak.

[Exit Montanus followed by Jacob bearing the cloak.]

SCENE 4

Jeppe.  Haven’t we cause to be pleased with a son like that, Nille?

Nille.  Yes, indeed, not a penny has been wasted on him.

Jeppe.  We shall hear to-day what the deacon is good for.  But I am afraid that he won’t come if he hears that Rasmus Berg is here,—­there is no need of our letting him know that.  We will write the bailiff, too; he is glad enough to come, for he likes our ale.

Nille.  It is very dangerous, husband, to treat the bailiff; a man like that mustn’t find out how our affairs stand.

Jeppe.  He is welcome to know.  Every man here in the village is aware that we are well-to-do folks.  As long as we pay our taxes and land rent, the bailiff can’t touch a hair of our head.

Nille.  Oh, dear husband, I wonder if it is too late to let our Jacob get an education.  Just think, if he could be a learned lad like his brother, what a joy it would be for his old parents!

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