“Skinner,” Cappy began impressively, “for many years you and I have been harboring the delusion that we are business men, whereas, if we can stand to hear the truth told about ourselves, we handle a deal with the reckless abandon of a pair of bear cubs juggling hazel nuts.”

“I have sufficient self-esteem,” Skinner replied stiffly, “not to take that pessimistic view of myself.  If you refer to the inglorious rout we suffered yesterday in our skirmish with Captain Matt Peasley, permit me to remind you, in all respect, that you handled that entire deal yourself.”

“Bah!” said Cappy witheringly.  “Why, you aided and abetted me, Skinner.  You told me my strategy was absolutely flawless.”

“I am not the seventh son of a seventh son, sir.  I did not see the flaw in your strategy.  You lost by one of those strange accidents which must be attributed to the interference of the Almighty in the affairs of men.”

“Lost!” Cappy jeered.  “Lost!  Skinner, you infuriate me.  I haven’t lost.  Like John Paul Jones, I haven’t yet commenced to fight.  Skinner, listen to me.  When I get through with that Matt Peasley you can take it from me he’ll be sore from soul to vermiform appendix.”

“If I may be permitted a criticism, sir, I would suggest that you let this matter rest right where it is.  Surely you realize the delicate position you are in, quarreling with your future son-in-law—­”

“Agh-h-h!  Pooh!” snapped Cappy.  “That’s all outside office hours.  I haven’t any grudge against the boy and he knows it.  I don’t want his little old bank roll—­that is, for keeps.  When I went into this deal, Skinner, I was actuated by the same benevolent intentions as a man that desires to cure a hound pup of sucking eggs.  He fills an egg with cayenne pepper and leaves it where the pup can find it—­and after that the pup sucks no more eggs.  I love this boy Matt like he was my own son, but he’s too infernally fresh!  He holds people too cheap; he’s too trustful.  He’s made his little wad too easily, and easy money never did any man any good.  So I wanted to teach him that business is business, and if I could take his roll away from him I was going to do it.  Of course, Skinner, I need not remind you that I would have loaned him the next minute, without interest and without security, every cent I’d taken from him in this deal—­”

“But why peeve over it, Mr. Ricks?  If Captain Matt—­”

“At my age—­to take a beating like that?” Cappy shrilled.  “Impossible!  Why, he’ll tell this story on the Merchants’ Exchange, and I can’t afford that.  Not at my age, Skinner, not at my age!  I have a reputation to sustain, and, by the Holy Pink-toed Prophet, I’m going to sustain it.  I’m going down fighting like a bear cat.  I know he scalded us yesterday, Skinner, but every dog must have his day—­and that dog-gone Matt’s day dawned this morning.”

“The only tactical error, if I may appear hypercritical,” Skinner said suavely, “was your failure to cancel the charter on the very day that Matt slipped up on his first advance payment.  If you had done that you would have had him.  Don’t say I didn’t call your attention to the fact that his payment was overdue!”