Twinkleberry and six other little squirrels each carried a fat minnow; but Nutkin, who had no nice manners, brought no present at all. He ran in front, singing—
“The man in the wilderness said to me, `How may strawberries grow in the sea?’ I answered him as I thought good— `As many red herrings as grow in the wood."’
But old Mr. Brown took no interest in riddles—not even when the answer was provided for him.
On the fourth day the squirrels brought a present of six fat beetles, which were as good as plums in Plum-pudding for Old Brown. Each beetle was wrapped up carefully in a dockleaf, fastened with a pine-needle-pin.
But Nutkin sang as rudely as ever—
“Old Mr. B! riddle-me-ree!
Flour of England, fruit
of Spain,
Met together in a shower
of rain;
Put in a bag tied round
with a string,
If you’ll tell
me this riddle,
I’ll give you
a ring!”
Which was ridiculous of Nutkin, because he had not got any ring to give to Old Brown.
The other squirrels hunted up and down the nut bushes; but Nutkin gathered robin’s pin-cushions off a briar bush, and stuck them full of pine-needle-pins.
On the fifth day the squirrels brought a present of wild honey; it was so sweet and sticky that they licked their fingers as they put it down upon the stone. They had stolen it out of a bumble bees’ nest on the tippity top of the hill.
But Nutkin skipped up and down, singing—
“Hum-a-bum! buzz!
buzz! Hum-a-bum buzz!
As
I went over Tipple-tine
I
met a flock of bonny swine;
Some yellow-nacked,
some yellow backed!
They
were the very bonniest swine
That
e’er went over the Tipple-tine.”
Old Mr. Brown turned up his eyes in disgust at the impertinence of Nutkin.
But he ate up the honey!
The squirrels filled their little sacks with nuts.
But Nutkin sat upon a big flat rock, and played ninepins with a crab apple and green fir-cones.
On the sixth day, which was Saturday, the squirrels came again for the last time; they brought a new-laid egg in a little rush basket as a last parting present for Old Brown.
But Nutkin ran in front laughing, and shouting—
“Humpty Dumpty
lies in the beck,
With a white counterpane
round his neck,
Forty doctors and forty
wrights,
Cannot put Humpty Dumpty
to rights!”
Now old Mr. Brown took an interest in eggs; he opened one eye and shut it again. But still he did not speak.
Nutkin became more and more impertinent—
“Old Mr. B!
Old Mr. B!
Hickamore, Hackamore,
on the King’s
kitchen
door;
All the King’s
horses, and all the King’s men,
Couldn’t drive
Hickamore, Hackamore,
Off the King’s
kitchen door!”