Fanny's First Play eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 100 pages of information about Fanny's First Play.

Fanny's First Play eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 100 pages of information about Fanny's First Play.

MARGARET. [facing him again] I know nothing about the Frenchman except that hes a very nice fellow and can swing his leg round like the hand of a clock and knock a policeman down with it.  He was in Wormwood Scrubbs with you.  I was in Holloway.

BOBBY.  It’s all very well to make light of it, Meg; but this is a bit thick, you know.

MARGARET.  Do you feel you couldnt marry a woman whos been in prison?

BOBBY. [hastily] No.  I never said that.  It might even give a woman a greater claim on a man.  Any girl, if she were thoughtless and a bit on, perhaps, might get into a scrape.  Anyone who really understood her character could see there was no harm in it.  But youre not the larky sort.  At least you usent to be.

MARGARET.  I’m not; and I never will be. [She walks straight up to him].  I didnt do it for a lark, Bob:  I did it out of the very depths of my nature.  I did it because I’m that sort of person.  I did it in one of my religious fits.  I’m hardened at eighteen, as they say.  So what about the match, now?

BOBBY.  Well, I dont think you can fairly hold me to it, Meg.  Of course it would be ridiculous for me to set up to be shocked, or anything of that sort.  I cant afford to throw stones at anybody; and I dont pretend to.  I can understand a lark; I can forgive a slip; as long as it is understood that it is only a lark or a slip.  But to go on the loose on principle; to talk about religion in connection with it; to—­to—­well, Meg, I do find that a bit thick, I must say.  I hope youre not in earnest when you talk that way.

MARGARET.  Bobby:  youre no good.  No good to me, anyhow.

BOBBY. [huffed] I’m sorry, Miss Knox.

MARGARET.  Goodbye, Mr Gilbey. [She turns on her heel and goes to the other end of the table].  I suppose you wont introduce me to the clergyman’s daughter.

BOBBY.  I dont think she’d like it.  There are limits, after all. [He sits down at the table, as if to to resume work at his books:  a hint to her to go].

MARGARET. [on her way to the door] Ring the bell, Bobby; and tell Juggins to shew me out.

BOBBY. [reddening] I’m not a cad, Meg.

MARGARET. [coming to the table] Then do something nice to prevent us feeling mean about this afterwards.  Youd better kiss me.  You neednt ever do it again.

BOBBY.  If I’m no good, I dont see what fun it would be for you.

MARGARET.  Oh, it’d be no fun.  If I wanted what you call fun, I should ask the Frenchman to kiss me—­or Juggins.

BOBBY. [rising and retreating to the hearth] Oh, dont be disgusting, Meg.  Dont be low.

MARGARET. [determinedly, preparing to use force] Now, I’ll make you kiss me, just to punish you. [She seizes his wrist; pulls him off his balance; and gets her arm round his neck].

BOBBY.  No.  Stop.  Leave go, will you.

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