Some persons, who cannot draw the nice distinction between too much and too little, desiring to be particularly respectable, make a point of appearing unconcerned and quite indifferent to enjoyment at dinner.  Such conduct not only exhibits a want of sense and a profane levity, but is in the highest degree rude to your obliging host.  He has taken a great deal of trouble to give you pleasure, and it is your business to be, or at least to appear, pleased.  It is one thing, indeed, to stare and wonder, and to ask for all the delicacies on the table in the style of a person who had lived all his life behind a counter, but it is quite another to throw into your manner the spirit and gratified air of a man who is indeed not unused to such matters, but who yet esteems them at their fall value.

When the Duke of Wellington was at Paris, as commander of the allied armies, he was invited to dine with Cambaceres, one of the most distinguished statesmen and gourmands of the time of Napoleon.  In the course of the dinner, his host having helped him to some particularly recherche dish, expressed a hope that he found it agreeable.  “Very good,” said the hero of Waterloo, who was probably speculating upon what he would have done if Blucher had not come up:  “Very good; but I really do not care what I eat.”  “Good God!” exclaimed Cambaceres,—­as he started back and dropped his fork, quite “frighted from his propriety,”—­“Don’t care what you eat!  What did you come here for, then?”

After the wine is finished, you retire to the drawing-room, where the ladies are assembled; the master of the house rising first from the table, but going out of the room last.  If you wish to go before this, you must vanish unseen.

We conclude this chapter by a word of important counsel to the host:—­Never make an apology.

CHAPTER X. TRAVELLING.

It is an extremely difficult affair to travel in a coach, with perfect propriety.  Ten to one the person next to you is an English nobleman incognito; and a hundred to one, the man opposite to you is a brute or a knave.  To behave so that you may not be uncivil to the one, nor a dupe to the other, is an art of some niceness.

As the seats are assigned to passengers in the order in which they are booked, you should send to have your place taken a day or two before the journey, so that you may be certain of a back seat.  It is also advisable to arrive at the place of departure early, so that you assume your place without dispute.

When women appear at the door of the coach to obtain admittance, it is a matter of some question to know exactly what conduct it is necessary to pursue.  If the women are servants, or persons in a low rank of life, I do not see upon what ground of politeness or decency you are called upon to yield your seat. Etiquette, and the deference due to ladies have, of course, no operation in the case of such persons.