at his door, were many books, pots and flagons, a few
sticks and bludgeons, compasses, cords and ship’s
tackle. “Scholars have gone this way,”
said I. “Yea, lonely and helpless, far
from the succour of those who loved them, their very
garments stolen from them. Those,” he
continued, pointing to the pots, “are relics
of the boon companions, whose feet were benumbed under
the benches, while their heads were seething in drink
and noise; those things over there belonged to those
who journeyed amid snow-clad mountains, and to North
Sea traders.” The next was a lanky skeleton
called Fear-Death—so transparent you could
see he had no heart; at his door, too, there were
bags and chests, bars and strongholds. Through
this one went userers and traitors, oppressors and
murderers, though many of these last called at the
next door, at which was a Death named Gallows, with
a rope ready round his neck. Next to him was
Love-Death, and at his feet thousands of musical instruments
and song-books, love-letters, spots and pigments to
beautify the face, and hundreds of tinselled toys
for the same purpose, together with a few swords:
“With these rivals have fought duels for their
mistresses, and some have killed themselves,”
said Sleep. I could see that this Death was
sandblind. At the next door was a Death whose
colour was worst of all, and whose liver was entirely
gone—his name was Envy. “This
is the Death,” said Sleep, “which brings
hither those who have lost money, slanderers, and
a rideress or two, who are jealous of the law which
demands that a wife should submit herself unto her
husband.” “Pray, sir, what is a
rideress?” “A rideress is a woman who
will over-ride her husband, her neighbourhood, and
the whole country if she can, and by dint of long
riding, at last, rides a devil from that door down
to the bottomless pit.” Next was the door
of Ambition-Death for those who hold their heads high,
and break their necks, for want of looking on the
ground they tread on; at this door lay crowns, sceptres,
standards, petitions for offices, and all manner of
arms of heraldry and war.
But before I had time to notice any more of these
innumerable doors, I heard a voice bidding me by name
to be dissolved, and at the word I felt myself beginning
to melt like a snowball in the heat of the sun; then
my master gave me a sleeping draught, so that I slumbered;
and when I awoke, he had taken me by some road or
other far away on the other side of the castle.
I perceived myself in a pitch-dark vale of infinite
radius, methought, and shortly, I saw by a few bluish
lights, like the flickering flame of a candle, countless,
ah! countless shades of men, some afoot and some on
horseback, rushing back and fro like the wind, in awful
silence and solemnity; the land was barren, bleak
and blasted, without either grass or hay, trees or
animals, save deadly beasts and poisonous vermin of
every kind—serpents, snakes, lice, frogs,
worms, locusts, gids and all such that exist on man’s