The Arabian Nights Entertainments - Complete eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,940 pages of information about The Arabian Nights Entertainments.

The Arabian Nights Entertainments - Complete eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,940 pages of information about The Arabian Nights Entertainments.

When the tailor was disposed of, the lady again sat down upon her stool, and ordered her slave to open the gate.  Upon her husband’s entering the room he was surprised at beholding things set out for an entertainment, and inquired who had been with her; when she replied tartly, “A lover.”  “And where is he now?” angrily replied the officer.  “In yonder chamber, and if you please you may sacrifice him to your fury, and myself afterwards.”  The officer demanded the key, which she gave him; but while this was passing, the agony of the unfortunate tailor was worse than death; he fully expecting every moment to have his head struck off:  in short, he was in a most pitiable condition.  The officer went to the door, and had put the key into the lock, when his wife burst suddenly into a fit of laughter:  upon which he exclaimed angrily, “Who do you laugh at?” “Why, at yourself, to be sure, my wise lord,” replied the lady; “for who but yourself could suppose a woman serious when she told him where to find out a concealed lover?  I wanted to discover how far jealousy would carry you, and invented this trick for the purpose,” The officer, upon this, was struck with admiration of his wife’s pleasantry and his own credulity, which so tickled his fancy that he laughed immoderately, begged pardon for his foolish conduct, and they spent the evening cheerfully together; after which, the husband going to the bath, his wife charitably released the almost dead tailor, and reproving him for his impertinence, declared if he ever again looked up at her balcony she would contrive his death.  The tailor, perfectly cured of love for his superior in life, made the most abject submission, thanked her for his deliverance, hurried home, prayed heartily for his escape, and the very next day took care to move from so dangerous a neighbourhood.

The husband and wife were highly diverted with the cauze’s story, and after another dance permitted him to depart, and get home as well as he could in his ridiculous habit.  How he got there, and what excuse he was able to make for so unmagisterial an appearance, we are not informed; but strange whispers went about the city, and the cauzee’s dance became the favourite one or the strolling drolls, whom he had often the mortification of seeing taking him off as he passed to and from the tribunal, and not unfrequently in causes of adultery the evidences and culprits would laugh in his face.  He, however, never again suffered Satan to tempt him, and was scarcely able to look at a strange woman, so great was his fear of being led astray.

When the cauzee was gone, the lady, repairing to the apartment, brought out the grave tax-collector, whom her husband addressed by name, saying, “Venerable sir, how long have you turned droll? can you favour me with a dance?” The tax-collector made no reply, but began capering, nor was he permitted to stop till quite tired.  He was then allowed to sit, some refreshment was given him, and when revived he was desired to tell a story:  knowing resistance vain, he complied.  After having finished he was dismissed, and the other gallants were brought in and treated in a like manner.

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