into the most ridiculous and teasing situation you can imagine.  For this reason I have sworn to avoid all the places where he is, and even not to stay in the cities where he resides.  It was for this reason that I left Bagdad, where he then dwelt; and travelled so far to settle in this city, at the extremity of Tartary; a place where I flattered myself I should never see him.  And now, after all, contrary to my expectation, I find him here.  This obliges me, gentlemen, against my will, to deprive myself of the honour of being merry with you.  This very day I shall take leave of your town, and go, if I can, to hide my head where he cannot come.”  This said, he would have left us, but the master of the house earnestly intreated him to stay, and tell us the cause of his aversion for the barber, who all this while looked down and said not a word.  We joined with the master of the house in his request; and at last the young man, yielding to our importunities, sat down; and, after turning his back on the barber, that he might not see him, gave us the following narrative of his adventures.

My father’s quality might have entitled him to the highest posts in the city of Bagdad, but he always preferred a quiet life to the honours of a public station.  I was his only child, and when he died I had finished my education, and was of age to dispose of the plentiful fortune he had left me; which I did not squander away foolishly, but applied to such uses as obtained for me everybody’s respect.  I had not yet been disturbed by any passion:  I was so far from being sensible of love, that I bashfully avoided the conversation of women.  One day, walking in the streets, I saw a large party of ladies before me; and that I might not meet them, I turned down a narrow lane, and sat down upon a bench by a door.  I was placed opposite a window, where stood a pot of beautiful flowers, on which I had my eyes fixed, when the window opened, and a young lady appeared, whose beauty struck me.  Immediately she fixed her eyes upon me; and in watering the flowerpot with a hand whiter than alabaster, looked upon me with a smile, that inspired me with as much love for her as I had formerly aversion for all women.  After having watered her flowers, and darted upon me a glance full of charms that pierced my heart, she shut the window, and left me in inconceivable perplexity, from which I should not have recovered, if a noise in the street had not brought me to myself.  I lifted up my head, and turning, saw the first cauzee of the city, mounted on a mule, and attended by five or six servants:  he alighted at the door of the house, where the young lady had opened the window, and went in; from whence I concluded he was her father.  I went home in an altered state of mind; agitated by a passion the more violent, as I had never felt its assaults before:  I retired to bed in a violent fever, at which all the family were much concerned.  My relations, who had a great affection for me, were