head; and serve ’em right too. That sort
is the most useful when it’s dead. The story
goes that a boat of Her Majesty’s ship Wolverine
found him kneeling on the kelp, naked as the day he
was born, and chanting some psalm-tune or other; light
snow was falling at the time. He waited till
the boat was an oar’s length from the shore,
and then up and away. They chased him for an hour
up and down the boulders, till a marihe flung a stone
that took him behind the ear providentially and knocked
him senseless. Alone? Of course. But
that’s like that tale of sealing-schooners; the
Lord God knows the right and the wrong of that story.
The cutter did not investigate much. They wrapped
him in a boat-cloak and took him off as quick as they
could, with a dark night coming on, the weather threatening,
and the ship firing recall guns every five minutes.
Three weeks afterwards he was as well as ever.
He didn’t allow any fuss that was made on shore
to upset him; he just shut his lips tight, and let
people screech. It was bad enough to have lost
his ship, and all he was worth besides, without paying
attention to the hard names they called him. That’s
the man for me.” He lifted his arm for
a signal to some one down the street. “He’s
got a little money, so I had to let him into my thing.
Had to! It would have been sinful to throw away
such a find, and I was cleaned out myself. It
cut me to the quick, but I could see the matter just
as it was, and if I
must share—thinks
I—with any man, then give me Robinson.
I left him at breakfast in the hotel to come to court,
because I’ve an idea. . . . Ah! Good
morning, Captain Robinson. . . . Friend of mine,
Captain Robinson.”
’An emaciated patriarch in a suit of white drill,
a solah topi with a green-lined rim on a head trembling
with age, joined us after crossing the street in a
trotting shuffle, and stood propped with both hands
on the handle of an umbrella. A white beard with
amber streaks hung lumpily down to his waist.
He blinked his creased eyelids at me in a bewildered
way. “How do you do? how do you do?”
he piped amiably, and tottered. “A little
deaf,” said Chester aside. “Did you
drag him over six thousand miles to get a cheap steamer?”
I asked. “I would have taken him twice
round the world as soon as look at him,” said
Chester with immense energy. “The steamer
will be the making of us, my lad. Is it my fault
that every skipper and shipowner in the whole of blessed
Australasia turns out a blamed fool? Once I talked
for three hours to a man in Auckland. ‘Send
a ship,’ I said, ’send a ship. I’ll
give you half of the first cargo for yourself, free
gratis for nothing—just to make a good
start.’ Says he, ’I wouldn’t
do it if there was no other place on earth to send
a ship to.’ Perfect ass, of course.
Rocks, currents, no anchorage, sheer cliff to lay
to, no insurance company would take the risk, didn’t
see how he could get loaded under three years.
Ass! I nearly went on my knees to him. ‘But