David. I did feel bitterly, father, the want of education. [Without knowing it, he has a beautiful way of pronouncing this noble word.]
Maggie [holding out a kind hand to him]. David.
Alick. I’ve missed it sore, David. Even now I feel the want of it in the very marrow of me. I’m ashamed to think I never gave you your chance. But when you were young I was so desperate poor, how could I do it, Maggie?
Maggie. It wasn’t possible, father.
Alick [gazing at the book-shelves]. To be able to understand these books! To up with them one at a time and scrape them as clean as though they were a bowl of brose. Lads, it’s not to riches, it’s to scholarship that I make my humble bow.
James [who is good at bathos]. There’s ten yards of them. And they were selected by the minister of Galashiels. He said—
David [quickly]. James.
James. I mean—I mean—
Maggie [calmly]. I suppose you mean what you say, James. I hear, David, that the minister of Galashiels is to be married on that Miss Turnbull.
David [on guard]. So they were saying.
Alick. All I can say is she has made a poor bargain.
Maggie [the damned]. I wonder at you, father. He’s a very nice gentleman. I’m sure I hope he has chosen wisely.
James. Not him.
Maggie [getting near her tragedy]. How can you say that when you don’t know her? I expect she is full of charm.
Alick. Charm? It’s the very word he used.
David. Havering idiot.
Alick. What is charm, exactly, Maggie?
Maggie. Oh, it’s—it’s a sort of bloom on a woman. If you have it, you don’t need to have anything else; and if you don’t have it, it doesn’t much matter what else you have. Some women, the few, have charm for all; and most have charm for one. But some have charm for none.
[Somehow she has stopped knitting. Her men-folk are very depressed. James brings his fist down on the table with a crash.]
James [shouting]. I have a sister that has charm.
Maggie. No, James, you haven’t.
James [rushing at her with the watch and chain]. Ha’e, Maggie.
[She lets them lie in her lap.]
David. Maggie, would you like a silk?
Maggie. What could I do with a silk? [With a gust of passion] You might as well dress up a little brown hen.
[They wriggle miserably.]
James [stamping]. Bring him here to me.
Maggie. Bring whom, James?
James. David, I would be obliged if you wouldn’t kick me beneath the table.
Maggie [rising]. Let’s be practical; let’s go to our beds.
[This reminds them that they have a job on hand in which she is not to share.]