What Every Woman Knows eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 109 pages of information about What Every Woman Knows.

What Every Woman Knows eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 109 pages of information about What Every Woman Knows.

David.  I did feel bitterly, father, the want of education. [Without knowing it, he has a beautiful way of pronouncing this noble word.]

Maggie [holding out a kind hand to him].  David.

Alick.  I’ve missed it sore, David.  Even now I feel the want of it in the very marrow of me.  I’m ashamed to think I never gave you your chance.  But when you were young I was so desperate poor, how could I do it, Maggie?

Maggie.  It wasn’t possible, father.

Alick [gazing at the book-shelves].  To be able to understand these books!  To up with them one at a time and scrape them as clean as though they were a bowl of brose.  Lads, it’s not to riches, it’s to scholarship that I make my humble bow.

James [who is good at bathos].  There’s ten yards of them.  And they were selected by the minister of Galashiels.  He said—­

David [quickly].  James.

James.  I mean—­I mean—­

Maggie [calmly].  I suppose you mean what you say, James.  I hear, David, that the minister of Galashiels is to be married on that Miss Turnbull.

David [on guard].  So they were saying.

Alick.  All I can say is she has made a poor bargain.

Maggie [the damned].  I wonder at you, father.  He’s a very nice gentleman.  I’m sure I hope he has chosen wisely.

James.  Not him.

Maggie [getting near her tragedy].  How can you say that when you don’t know her?  I expect she is full of charm.

Alick.  Charm?  It’s the very word he used.

David.  Havering idiot.

Alick.  What is charm, exactly, Maggie?

Maggie.  Oh, it’s—­it’s a sort of bloom on a woman.  If you have it, you don’t need to have anything else; and if you don’t have it, it doesn’t much matter what else you have.  Some women, the few, have charm for all; and most have charm for one.  But some have charm for none.

[Somehow she has stopped knitting.  Her men-folk are very depressed.  James brings his fist down on the table with a crash.]

James [shouting].  I have a sister that has charm.

Maggie.  No, James, you haven’t.

James [rushing at her with the watch and chain].  Ha’e, Maggie.

[She lets them lie in her lap.]

David.  Maggie, would you like a silk?

Maggie.  What could I do with a silk? [With a gust of passion] You might as well dress up a little brown hen.

[They wriggle miserably.]

James [stamping].  Bring him here to me.

Maggie.  Bring whom, James?

James.  David, I would be obliged if you wouldn’t kick me beneath the table.

Maggie [rising].  Let’s be practical; let’s go to our beds.

[This reminds them that they have a job on hand in which she is not to share.]

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