Maggie. That’s the Scotch way.
When were you thinking of leaving me,
John?
[Perhaps this is the Scotch way also; but Sybil is English, and from the manner in which she starts you would say that something has fallen on her toes.]
John [who has heard nothing fall]. I think, now that it has come to a breach, the sooner the better. [His tone becomes that of James when asked after the health of his wife.] When it is convenient to you, Maggie.
Maggie [making a rapid calculation]. It couldn’t well be before Wednesday. That’s the day the laundry comes home.
[Sybil has to draw in her toes again.]
John. And it’s the day the House rises. [Stifling a groan] It may be my last appearance in the House.
Sybil [her arms yearning for him]. No, no, please don’t say that.
Maggie [surveying him sympathetically]. You love the House, don’t you, John, next to her? It’s a pity you can’t wait till after your speech at Leeds. Mr. Venables won’t let you speak at Leeds, I fear, if you leave me.
John. What a chance it would have been. But let it go.
Maggie. The meeting is in less than a month. Could you not make it such a speech that they would be very loth to lose you?
John [swelling]. That’s what was in my mind.
Sybil [with noble confidence]. And he could have done it.
Maggie. Then we’ve come to something practical.
John [exercising his imagination with powerful effect]. No, it wouldn’t be fair to you if I was to stay on now.
Maggie. Do you think I’ll let myself be considered when your career is at stake. A month will soon pass for me; I’ll have a lot of packing to do.
John. It’s noble of you, but I don’t deserve it, and I can’t take it from you.
Maggie. Now’s the time, Lady Sybil, for you to have one of your inspiring ideas.
Sybil [ever ready]. Yes, yes—but what?
[It is odd that they should both turn to Maggie at this moment.]
Maggie [who has already been saying it to herself]. What do you think of this: I can stay on here with my father and brothers; and you, John, can go away somewhere and devote yourself to your speech?
Sybil. Yes.
John. That might be. [Considerately] Away from both of you. Where could I go?
Sybil [ever ready]. Where?
Maggie. I know.
[She has called up a number on the telephone before they have time to check her.]
John [on his dignity]. Don’t be in such a hurry, Maggie.
Maggie. Is this Lamb’s Hotel? Put me on to the Comtesse de la Briere, please.
Sybil [with a sinking]. What do you want with Auntie?