Comtesse [smiling divinely, and speaking with
such a pretty accent].
I hope one is not in the way. We were told we
might wait.
Maggie [bravely climbing out of the basin]. Certainly—I am sure if you will be so—it is—
[She knows that David and her father are very sorry for her.]
[A high voice is heard orating outside.]
Sybil [screwing her nose deliciously]. He is at it again, Auntie.
Comtesse. Mon Dieu! [Like one begging pardon of the universe] It is Mr. Tenterden, you understand, making one more of his delightful speeches to the crowd. Would you be so charming as to shut the door?
[This to David in such appeal that she is evidently making the petition of her life. David saves her.]
Maggie [determined not to go under]. J’espere que vous—trouvez— cette—reunion—interessante?
Comtesse. Vous parlez francais? Mais c’est charmant! Voyons, causons un peu. Racontez-moi tout de ce grand homme, toutes les choses merveilleuses qu’il a faites.
Maggie. I—I—Je connais—[Alas!]
Comtesse [naughtily]. Forgive me, Mademoiselle,
I thought you spoke
French.
Sybil [who knows that David admires her shoulders]. How wicked of you, Auntie. [To Maggie] I assure you none of us can understand her when she gallops at that pace.
Maggie [crushed]. It doesn’t matter. I will tell Mr. Shand that you are here.
Sybil [drawling]. Please don’t trouble him. We are really only waiting till my brother recovers and can take us back to our hotel.
Maggie. I’ll tell him.
[She is glad to disappear up the stair.]
Comtesse. The lady seems distressed. Is she a relation of Mr. Shand?
David. Not for to say a relation. She’s my sister. Our name is Wylie.
[But granite quarries are nothing to them.]
Comtesse. How do you do. You are the committee man of Mr. Shand?
David. No, just friends.
Comtesse [gaily to the basins]. Aha! I know you. Next, please! Sybil, do you weigh yourself, or are you asleep?
[Lady Sybil has sunk indolently into a weighing-chair.]
Sybil. Not quite, Auntie.
Comtesse [the mirror of la politesse]. Tell
me all about Mr. Shand.
Was it here that he—picked up the pin?
David. The pin?
Comtesse. As I have read, a self-made man always begins by picking up a pin. After that, as the memoirs say, his rise was rapid.
[David, however, is once more master of himself, and indeed has begun to tot up the cost of their garments.]
David. It wasn’t a pin he picked up, my lady; it was L300.