What Every Woman Knows eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 109 pages of information about What Every Woman Knows.

What Every Woman Knows eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 109 pages of information about What Every Woman Knows.

Comtesse [smiling divinely, and speaking with such a pretty accent]. 
I hope one is not in the way.  We were told we might wait.

Maggie [bravely climbing out of the basin].  Certainly—­I am sure if you will be so—­it is—­

[She knows that David and her father are very sorry for her.]

[A high voice is heard orating outside.]

Sybil [screwing her nose deliciously].  He is at it again, Auntie.

Comtesse.  Mon Dieu! [Like one begging pardon of the universe] It is Mr. Tenterden, you understand, making one more of his delightful speeches to the crowd.  Would you be so charming as to shut the door?

[This to David in such appeal that she is evidently making the petition of her life.  David saves her.]

Maggie [determined not to go under].  J’espere que vous—­trouvez—­ cette—­reunion—­interessante?

Comtesse.  Vous parlez francais?  Mais c’est charmant!  Voyons, causons un peu.  Racontez-moi tout de ce grand homme, toutes les choses merveilleuses qu’il a faites.

Maggie.  I—­I—­Je connais—­[Alas!]

Comtesse [naughtily].  Forgive me, Mademoiselle, I thought you spoke
French.

Sybil [who knows that David admires her shoulders].  How wicked of you, Auntie. [To Maggie] I assure you none of us can understand her when she gallops at that pace.

Maggie [crushed].  It doesn’t matter.  I will tell Mr. Shand that you are here.

Sybil [drawling].  Please don’t trouble him.  We are really only waiting till my brother recovers and can take us back to our hotel.

Maggie.  I’ll tell him.

[She is glad to disappear up the stair.]

Comtesse.  The lady seems distressed.  Is she a relation of Mr. Shand?

David.  Not for to say a relation.  She’s my sister.  Our name is Wylie.

[But granite quarries are nothing to them.]

Comtesse.  How do you do.  You are the committee man of Mr. Shand?

David.  No, just friends.

Comtesse [gaily to the basins].  Aha!  I know you.  Next, please!  Sybil, do you weigh yourself, or are you asleep?

[Lady Sybil has sunk indolently into a weighing-chair.]

Sybil.  Not quite, Auntie.

Comtesse [the mirror of la politesse].  Tell me all about Mr. Shand. 
Was it here that he—­picked up the pin?

David.  The pin?

Comtesse.  As I have read, a self-made man always begins by picking up a pin.  After that, as the memoirs say, his rise was rapid.

[David, however, is once more master of himself, and indeed has begun to tot up the cost of their garments.]

David.  It wasn’t a pin he picked up, my lady; it was L300.

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