David [relieved]. That’s the situation in a nutshell.
John. Another thing. Supposing I was to get fond of her?
Alick [wistfully]. It’s very likely.
John. Yes, and then suppose she was to give me the go-by?
David. You have to risk that.
John. Or take it the other way. Supposing
as I got to know her I
could not endure her?
David [suavely]. You have both to take risks.
James [less suavely]. What you need, John Shand, is a clout on the head.
John. Three hundred pounds is no great sum.
David. You can take it or leave it.
Alick. No great sum for a student studying for the ministry!
John. Do you think that with that amount of money I would stop short at being a minister?
David. That’s how I like to hear you speak. A young Scotsman of your ability let loose upon the world with L300, what could he not do? It’s almost appalling to think of; especially if he went among the English.
John. What do you think, Miss Maggie?
Maggie [who is knitting]. I have no thoughts on the subject either way.
John [after looking her over]. What’s her age? She looks young, but they say it’s the curls that does it.
David [rather happily]. She’s one of those women who are eternally young.
John. I can’t take that for an answer.
David. She’s twenty-five.
John. I’m just twenty-one.
James. I read in a book that about four years’ difference in the ages is the ideal thing. [As usual he is disregarded.]
David. Well, Mr. Shand?
John [where is his mother?]. I’m willing if she’s willing.
David. Maggie?
Maggie. There can be no ‘if’ about it. It must be an offer.
John. A Shand give a Wylie such a chance to humiliate him? Never.
Maggie. Then all is off.
David. Come, come, Mr. Shand, it’s just a form.
John [reluctantly]. Miss Maggie, will you?
Maggie [doggedly]. Is it an offer?
John [dourly]. Yes.
Maggie [rising]. Before I answer I want first to give you a chance of drawing back.
David. Maggie.
Maggie [bravely]. When they said that I have been run after they were misleading you. I’m without charm; nobody has ever been after me.
John. Oho!
Alick. They will be yet.
John [the innocent]. It shows at least that you haven’t been after them.
[His hosts exchange a self-conscious glance.]
Maggie. One thing more; David said I’m twenty-five, I’m twenty-six.