There were many stock-brokers who put up at the ride; among others was Mr. Timmis—familiarly called long Jim Timmis. He was a bold, dashing, good-humoured, vulgar man, who was quite at home with the ostlers, generally conversing with them in their favourite lingo.
I had frequent opportunities of shewing him civilities, handing him his whip, and holding his stirrup, etc.
One day he came to the ride in a most amiable and condescending humour, and for the first time deigned to address me—“Whose kid are you?” demanded he.
“Father’s, sir,” I replied.
“Do you know your father, then?”
“Yes, sir.”
“A wise child this;” and he winked at the ostler, who, of course, laughed incontinently.
“I want a-lad,” continued he; “what do you say—would you like to serve me?”
“If I could get any thing by it.”
“D-me, if that a’int blunt.”
“Yes, sir; that’s what I mean.”
“Mean! mean what?”
“If I could get any blunt, sir.”
Hereupon he laughed outright, at what he considered my readiness, although I merely used the cant term for “money,” to which I was most accustomed, from my education among the schoolmasters of the ride.
“Here, take my card,” said he; “and tell the old codger, your father, to bring you to my office to-morrow morning, at eleven.”
“Well, blow me,” exclaimed my friend the ostler, “if your fortin’ arn’t made; I shall see you a tip-top sawyer—may I never touch another tanner! Vy, I remembers Jim Timmis hisself vos nothin but a grubby boy—Mother Timmis the washer-woman’s son, here in what-d’ve-call-’em-court—ven he vent to old Jarvis fust. He’s a prime feller tho’, and no mistake—and thof he’s no gentleman born, he pays like one, and vot’s the difference?”
The next morning, punctual to the hour, I waited at his office, which was in a large building adjoining the Stock Exchange, as full as a dove-cot, with gentlemen of the same feather.
“O!” said he, eyeing my parent, “and you’re this chap’s father, are you? What are you?”
“A boot and shoe-maker, sir; and my Andrew is an honest lad.”
“For the matter o’ that, there’s little he can prig here;” replied my elegant and intended master. “But his tongs—eh—old fellow—can’t you rig him out a little?”
My father pleaded poverty; and at last he bargained to advance a guinea, and deduct it out of my weekly-wages of two and sixpence, and no board. My father was glad to make any terms, and the affair was consequently soon arranged. I was quickly fitted out, and the next morning attended his orders.
I had, however, little else to do than wait in his office, and run to the Stock Exchange, to summon him when a customer dropped in. I had much leisure, which I trust was not wholly thrown away, for I practised writing on the back of the stock-receipts, of which a quantity hung up in the office, and read all the books I could lay my hands on; although, I must confess, the chief portion of my knowledge of the world has been derived from observation.