this pleasant counter-craft of Aristippus; “Why
shall I unbind that, which being bound doth so much
trouble me?” Some one proposed certaine Logicall
quiddities against Cleanthes, to whom Chrisippus said;
use such jugling tricks to play with children, and
divert not the serious thoughts of an aged man to
such idle matters. If such foolish wiles, Contorta
et aculeata sophismata, [Footnote: Cic.
Acad. Qu. 1. iv.] “Intricate and stinged
sophismes,” must perswade a lie, it is dangerous:
but if they proove void of any effect, and move him
but to laughter, I see not why he shall beware of
them. Some there are so foolish that will go a
quarter of a mile out of the way to hunt after a quaint
new word, if they once get in chace; Aut qui non verba
rebus aptant, sed res extrinsecus arcessunt, quibus
verba conveniant: “Or such as fit not words
to matter, but fetch matter from abroad, whereto words
be fitted.” And another, Qui alicujus verbi
decore placentis, vocentur ad id quod non proposuerant
scribere: [Footnote: Sen. Epist. liii.]
“Who are allured by the grace of some pleasing
word, to write what they intended not to write.”
I doe more willingly winde up a wittie notable sentence,
that so I may sew it upon me, than unwinde my thread
to go fetch it. Contrariwise, it is for words
to serve and wait upon the matter, and not for matter
to attend upon words, and if the French tongue cannot
reach unto it, let the Gaskonie, or any other.
I would have the matters to surmount, and so fill the
imagination of him that harkeneth, that he have no
remembrance at all of the words. It is a naturall,
simple, and unaffected speech that I love, so written
as it is spoken, and such upon the paper, as it is
in the mouth, a pithie, sinnowie, full, strong, compendious
and materiall speech, not so delicate and affected
as vehement and piercing.
Hac demum sapiet dictio
qua feriet.
[Footnote: Epitaph
on Lucan, 6.]
In fine, that word is
wisely fit,
Which strikes the fence,
the marke doth hit.
Rather difficult than tedious, void of affection,
free, loose and bold, that every member of it seeme
to make a bodie; not Pedanticall, nor Frier-like,
nor Lawyer-like, but rather downe right, Souldier-like.
As Suetonius calleth that of Julius Caesar, which
I see no reason wherefore he calleth it. I have
sometimes pleased myselfe in imitating that licenciousnesse
or wanton humour of our youths, in wearing of their
garments; as carelessly to let their cloaks hang downe
over one shoulder; to weare their cloakes scarfe or
bawdrikewise, and their stockings loose hanging about
their legs. It represents a kind of disdainful
fiercenesse of these forraine embellishings, and neglect
carelesnesse of art: But I commend it more being
imployed in the course and forme of speech. All
manner of affectation, namely [Footnote: Especially,]
in the livelinesse and libertie of France, is unseemely
in a Courtier. And in a Monarchie every Gentleman